Azrael Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 6 hours ago, BenzinNinJa said: Does this mean you have numerous modern but non-functioning cameras lying around? Also, cute dog. Would pet it till the cows came home. After the cows came home, would you pet those instead? One you start petting the cows, can I pet the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzoneSlayer Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 The creator of this thread was banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Everyone can pet the puppy, as long as you don't lose your hand. He's small and cute, but he packs one helluva mean bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 17 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Heyyyy haven't seen you around these days :D And it just kinda occurred to me you look a bit like a certain celebrity, in this picture at least... How's that back injury of yours looking? :3 My arm/neck/head injury from last summer has healed as well as it will. Still got a nice scar from it on my shoulder but it's all healed. As for looking like Michael Cera, I've been told that before. The 'stache doesn't help me, does it? *pets @Snyphurr's puppy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)bonateIIo Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 So many good looking people here, even the worst looking ones are. haha I guess I should kill myself now. :( my lungs look good though or not, they are black :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBluePanda Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 22 hours ago, Imaru said: As for looking like Michael Cera, I've been told that before. The 'stache doesn't help me, does it? Oh my god, you really do look like Michael Cera—did you crawl out of a mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, NavyBluePanda said: Oh my god, you really do look like Michael Cera—did you crawl out of a mirror? >.> Not that you can prove... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo17453 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 On 8/17/2016 at 2:14 PM, TheMetrocop said: [snip] [snip] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Leo17453 said: SAAAAVE MEEEE WAKE ME UP FROM THE DARKNESS I'VE BECOMEEEEEE my smile is r.etarded hence the 1890s straight face Edited August 23, 2016 by TheMetrocop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Fun fact: If you try to swallow a bottle cap, the guys at the hospital will let you borrow one of these cool stands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, BenzinNinJa said: Fun fact: If you try to swallow a bottle cap, the guys at the hospital will let you borrow one of these cool stands! Hide contents Cool and they turn you into Jesus for a day too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 18 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Cool and they turn you into Jesus for a day too! I was a horrible Jesus. After failing to perform anything remotely related to a miracle for 12 hours they decided to just let me go home instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, BenzinNinJa said: I was a horrible Jesus. After failing to perform anything remotely related to a miracle for 12 hours they decided to just let me go home instead. It took decades for Jesus to do his first miracle but they only gave you 12 hours??? UNACCEPTABLE But I'm sure you'll pull off something eventually :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 2 hours ago, BenzinNinJa said: If you try to swallow a bottle cap, the guys at the hospital will let you borrow one of these cool stands! It's so shiny! I really want one but when I took your advice and tried to swallow a bottle cap I accidentally succeeded and now it won't come out. I hope the hospital staff still lets me borrow one! 17 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: It took decades for Jesus to do his first miracle I wonder if he did any "practice" miracles that didn't go so well when he was younger and he hadn't yet perfected his skills. Like making 40 loaves of bread that tasted fishy, or something. I mean, he had to have practiced, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibliothekar Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 30 minutes ago, Lord_Azrael said: I wonder if he did any "practice" miracles that didn't go so well when he was younger and he hadn't yet perfected his skills. Well, there's at least one gospel in the Apocrypha that didn't make it into the final draft of the bible that tells of stuff like that. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bibliothekar said: Well, there's at least one gospel in the Apocrypha that didn't make it into the final draft of the bible that tells of stuff like that. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas " and he took a branch of a willow and dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered together. 2 And when Jesus saw what was done, he was wroth and said unto him: O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit. 3 And straightway that lad withered up wholly " " After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. " " And straightway they that accused him were smitten with blindness. " Huh. Jesus was a... precocious little boy, according to this. I'm not even christian, but I'll say this: this book is hilariously hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarEdge7 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 (edited) Ignore this. Edited September 4, 2016 by LunarEdge7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarEdge7 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 On 9/7/2016 at 11:45 PM, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Here's me :3 -Le photo- Just followed you here and.. Wait wait.. how old are you again? Or are you Asian and look younger than you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regar Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 32 minutes ago, LunarEdge7 said: Ignore this. How can i ignore this when i get an automatic message that notifies me about your comment A_A i'll never know what u wrote, but looking at this post brought back many memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abenoki Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 (edited) oh hey this topic is still here! Hey guys and gals Edited September 3, 2020 by Echoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 hours ago, LunarEdge7 said: Just followed you here and.. Wait wait.. how old are you again? Or are you Asian and look younger than you are? You sure enjoy stalking me everywhere :3 And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look. I'd like to know how old you thought I am before I tell you my age :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kryptyk- Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 On 9/3/2016 at 1:26 PM, Lord_Azrael said: " and he took a branch of a willow and dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered together. 2 And when Jesus saw what was done, he was wroth and said unto him: O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit. 3 And straightway that lad withered up wholly " " After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. " " And straightway they that accused him were smitten with blindness. " Huh. Jesus was a... precocious little boy, according to this. I'm not even christian, but I'll say this: this book is hilariously hardcore. the entire website is kind of both really intriguing and... kinda unsettling, to say the least. a basic html page - not even anything official - dedicated to really off the wall practices, random "teachings", and things not even related to Christianity. Why this is in there? Not sure... how they obtained it? no clue... if it's even an official document? based on the rest of the site - no idea... I'm always wary of these kinds of things on the internet, especially being Christian myself. At the very least, it's a fun read :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kryptyk- Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: You sure enjoy stalking me everywhere :3 And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look. I'd like to know how old you thought I am before I tell you my age :3 who doesn't like stalking you? we're your secret paparazzi... you never know where we are or when we'll show up.... hai :3 I'm guessing 490 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Firefly0037 said: At the very least, it's a fun read :P It certainly is. Any story - however meaningless - that has jesus straight up murdering two kids using his god powers is at least entertaining. At least, I think it's two people. Certainly "the lad withered up wholly" doesn't sound like a very happy outcome, whatever it means. 2 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look. I have no idea how to process this statement. Do Asians rarely look their age? I've never heard this before... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlamprey Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lord_Azrael said: Do Asians rarely look their age? I've never heard this before... :) It isn't just Asians, either. I'm 26; central american genes on my mom's side and caucasian on my dad's. I require tactical stubble if I don't want to be pegged as 16-18. Both a blessing and a curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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