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Fun fact:

If you try to swallow a bottle cap, the guys at the hospital will let you borrow one of these cool stands!


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1 hour ago, BenzinNinJa said:

Fun fact:

If you try to swallow a bottle cap, the guys at the hospital will let you borrow one of these cool stands!

 

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Cool and they turn you into Jesus for a day too!

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18 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

Cool and they turn you into Jesus for a day too!

I was a horrible Jesus. After failing to perform anything remotely related to a miracle for 12 hours they decided to just let me go home instead.

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9 minutes ago, BenzinNinJa said:

I was a horrible Jesus. After failing to perform anything remotely related to a miracle for 12 hours they decided to just let me go home instead.

It took decades for Jesus to do his first miracle but they only gave you 12 hours???

UNACCEPTABLE

But I'm sure you'll pull off something eventually :D

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2 hours ago, BenzinNinJa said:

If you try to swallow a bottle cap, the guys at the hospital will let you borrow one of these cool stands!

It's so shiny! I really want one but when I took your advice and tried to swallow a bottle cap I accidentally succeeded and now it won't come out. I hope the hospital staff still lets me borrow one!

 

17 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

It took decades for Jesus to do his first miracle

I wonder if he did any "practice" miracles that didn't go so well when he was younger and he hadn't yet perfected his skills. Like making 40 loaves of bread that tasted fishy, or something. I mean, he had to have practiced, right?

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30 minutes ago, Lord_Azrael said:

I wonder if he did any "practice" miracles that didn't go so well when he was younger and he hadn't yet perfected his skills.

Well, there's at least one gospel in the Apocrypha that didn't make it into the final draft of the bible that tells of stuff like that. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas

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2 minutes ago, Bibliothekar said:

Well, there's at least one gospel in the Apocrypha that didn't make it into the final draft of the bible that tells of stuff like that. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas

" and he took a branch of a willow and dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered together. 2 And when Jesus saw what was done, he was wroth and said unto him: O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit. 3 And straightway that lad withered up wholly "

" After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. "

" And straightway they that accused him were smitten with blindness. "

 

Huh. Jesus was a... precocious little boy, according to this. I'm not even christian, but I'll say this: this book is hilariously hardcore.

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On ‎9‎/‎7‎/‎2016 at 11:45 PM, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

Here's me :3

-Le photo-

Just followed you here and.. Wait wait.. how old are you again? Or are you Asian and look younger than you are?

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32 minutes ago, LunarEdge7 said:

Ignore this.

How can i ignore this when i get an automatic message that notifies me about your comment A_A i'll never know what u wrote, but looking at this post brought back many memories

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oh hey this topic is still here! Hey guys and gals

 

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6 hours ago, LunarEdge7 said:

Just followed you here and.. Wait wait.. how old are you again? Or are you Asian and look younger than you are?

You sure enjoy stalking me everywhere :3

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And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look. I'd like to know how old you thought I am before I tell you my age :3

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On 9/3/2016 at 1:26 PM, Lord_Azrael said:

" and he took a branch of a willow and dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered together. 2 And when Jesus saw what was done, he was wroth and said unto him: O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit. 3 And straightway that lad withered up wholly "

" After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. "

" And straightway they that accused him were smitten with blindness. "

 

Huh. Jesus was a... precocious little boy, according to this. I'm not even christian, but I'll say this: this book is hilariously hardcore.

the entire website is kind of both really intriguing and... kinda unsettling, to say the least.  a basic html page - not even anything official - dedicated to really off the wall practices, random "teachings", and things not even related to Christianity.  Why this is in there?  Not sure... how they obtained it?  no clue... if it's even an official document?  based on the rest of the site - no idea... I'm always wary of these kinds of things on the internet, especially being Christian myself.

At the very least, it's a fun read :P

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6 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

You sure enjoy stalking me everywhere :3

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And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look. I'd like to know how old you thought I am before I tell you my age :3

who doesn't like  stalking you?  we're your secret paparazzi... you never know where we are or when we'll show up....

hai :3

I'm guessing 490

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2 hours ago, Firefly0037 said:

At the very least, it's a fun read :P

It certainly is. Any story - however meaningless - that has jesus straight up murdering two kids using his god powers is at least entertaining. At least, I think it's two people. Certainly "the lad withered up wholly" doesn't sound like a very happy outcome, whatever it means.

 

2 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look.

I have no idea how to process this statement. Do Asians rarely look their age? I've never heard this before...  :)

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3 minutes ago, Lord_Azrael said:

Do Asians rarely look their age? I've never heard this before...  :)

It isn't just Asians, either. I'm 26; central american genes on my mom's side and caucasian on my dad's. I require tactical stubble if I don't want to be pegged as 16-18.

Both a blessing and a curse.

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Just now, notlamprey said:

It isn't just Asians, either. I'm 26; central american genes on my mom's side and caucasian on my dad's. I require tactical stubble if I don't want to be pegged as 16-18.

Eh, I'm the same way, and I have mostly caucasian ancestry (like, wales and england and stuff). I look really young without "tactical stubble." BTW, I am totally stealing the name "tactical stubble." Thank you for your contribution.  :)

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3 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

~snip

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And yes, I'm Asian so I'm probably younger or older than I look. I'd like to know how old you thought I am before I tell you my age :3

Are you Korean? And below the legal drinking age. 

8 hours ago, Echoa said:

oh hey this topic is still here! Hey guys and gals

 

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Now there's a familiar face. Howdy, Echoa?

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3 hours ago, Firefly0037 said:

who doesn't like  stalking you?  we're your secret paparazzi... you never know where we are or when we'll show up....

hai :3

I'm guessing 490

tumblr_m41a8aLh041qibnkk.gif.....but stahp I get too easily attached!

59 minutes ago, Lord_Azrael said:

 

I have no idea how to process this statement. Do Asians rarely look their age? I've never heard this before...  :)

Eh saying Asian is a bit of a broad term as that can include the dark skins too, but yea Chinese/Japanese/Koreans/Yellow seems to age gracefully and exhibition A here:

http://blog.asiantown.net/-/9585/This_Japanese_women_is_43_year_old_but_she_looks_like_20

9 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Are you Korean? And below the legal drinking age. 

Nope, homegrown Chinese right here :) but I do get told a lot by others that I look Japanese/Korean xD

And not at all owo I'm actually within the legal drinking age (in my country at least)

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2 hours ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Are you Korean? And below the legal drinking age. 

Now there's a familiar face. Howdy, Echoa?

 

Hey, Im familiar? :O sorry i cant say the same xP

Where might you know me from? I'm a bit of a social hermit (trying to work on that) only place I could maybe think of is Instagram unless I actually know you :P

Anxiety doesn't lend itself to my attempts at photography, or having friends....or anything

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5 hours ago, Firefly0037 said:

the entire website is kind of both really intriguing and... kinda unsettling, to say the least.  a basic html page - not even anything official - dedicated to really off the wall practices, random "teachings", and things not even related to Christianity.  Why this is in there?  Not sure... how they obtained it?  no clue... if it's even an official document?

Well, that gospel is part of the Apocrypha, early Christian scripture that didn't make the cut when the "official" Bible was put together. So those have been around for as long as the four main gospels. You can even buy Bible versions that have some of them added. They're about as official as any religious text.

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6 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said:

I'd like to know how old you thought I am before I tell you my age :3

I think I was guessing around 20-26.. e.e"

I'm just gonna stalk around here btw, so none of y'all should expect a photo from this boy anytime soon.

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4 minutes ago, LunarEdge7 said:

I think I was guessing around 20-26.. e.e"

I'm just gonna stalk around here btw, so none of y'all should expect a photo from this boy anytime soon.

I'll trade ya!

If you post a propper picture of your lovely mug (Face, red.), I'll post a picture of me from my 18th birthday where i'm wearing the thong my grandmother gave me.

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4 minutes ago, BenzinNinJa said:

I'll trade ya!

If you post a propper picture of your lovely mug (Face, red.), I'll post a picture of me from my 18th birthday where i'm wearing the thong my grandmother gave me.

Damn, that's.. pretty tempting.

.. I'll see if I got a decent pic.

 

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7 minutes ago, BenzinNinJa said:

I'll trade ya!

If you post a propper picture of your lovely mug (Face, red.), I'll post a picture of me from my 18th birthday where i'm wearing the thong my grandmother gave me.

 

Just now, LunarEdge7 said:

Damn, that's.. pretty tempting.

.. I'll see if I got a decent pic.

 

DOOO EEEEETT!!! 

For all our sakes!

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