Jump to content
Dante Unbound: Share Bug Reports and Feedback Here! ×

How Is (Vauban) Formed?


SWIXSAP
 Share

Recommended Posts

WE SHALL START A BOOBEN REVOLUTION! ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE OUR BOOBEN! WE MAY NOT HAVE THE SHADOW OF A CLUE WHAT IT ORIGINALLY MEANT BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF IT ISN'T GOING TO BECOME A MEME! FIRST THE WARFRAME FORUMS, THEN 4CHAN AND YOUTUBE AND FINALLY THE WORLD!

BILLIONS OF CRACKED ARTICLES AND REFERENCES SHALL BE MADE IN IT'S HONOUR AND THEN WE SHALL ALL CELEBRATE WITH MILK, COOKIES AND EXACTLY ONE QUARTER OF A CANTELOPE!

CANTELOPE PRODUCTION WILL EXPLODE, MILK PRODUCTION WILL TRIPLE AND COOKIES SHALL BE ERADICATED! ALL THE VEGANS WILL BE FORCED TO FINALLY DRINK THE WHITE, HOLY LIQUID KNOWN AS MILK!

GLUTEN AND LACTOSE INTOLERANCE WILL BE CURED FOR ALL WHO SUFFER FROM THEM SO WE FINALLY CAN LIVE IN A PERFECT WORLD WITH OUR GLORIOUS BOOBEN OVERLORD AS IT'S ONE TRUE RULER!

ALL WHO RESIST MUST BE ERADICATED, ALL UNBELIVERS MUST BE CONVERTED AND ALL EGG PLANTS MUST BE TURNED ORANGE!

 

EDIT:ALL GRAMMATICAL ERRORS DISCOVERED IN THIS POST SECONDS AFTER IT'S POSTING SHALL BE REDUCED TO ZERO!

Edited by zergla
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...