Phoenix86 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino has time-machines within its feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubai Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino eats his cereal.. without the milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotWalrus Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino knows, why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino has a pre U-7 Hek shotgun, Wraith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino has a little brother... his little brother is Zer0. Is this a BL2 reference? Or another zero? Because, if so, I'd say Salvador more. Anyway Rhino can cure cancer by showing emotion. Too bad for all of you guys out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvadin Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino if primed, would break the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino's armour isn't meant to keep bullets out, it it is meant to keep Rhino in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 If Rhino had a car vehicle Beep Beep @&#(&*@#$#s!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 If Rhino had a car vehicle Beep Beep @(&*@#$#s!! I believe CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA F*** YOU! Would be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Rhino has enough dakka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brynslustafir Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Which is the girliest? Saryn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Single Rhino stomp caused the big bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Rhino's Stomp is eligible for stealth/silent kills because after it there's none alive to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendantWyvern Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Booben entered room with Soma, killed everyone, then fired Soma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Booben entered room with Soma, killed everyone, then fired Soma. At rhino. It did not work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Rhino is the only frame Uncle Hek does not want a hug from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) the whole universe is just one cell of a celestial godly rhinoand contrary to popular belief in ancient earth, it was rhino that urged jeezzus to write about god Edited January 30, 2014 by JameSPYder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 When Rhino is crafting an Orokin Cell with his darn bare hands, Valkyr was the result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainei00 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Before wishing for a weapon to be released, Rhino already owns it. Potatoed. And fully forma'd (formaed? I have no clue how to spell it) as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entari0 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Rhino knows the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow. Afircan AND European. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Rhino knows the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow. Afircan AND European. I also hear he does an impressive silly walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathMavrik Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Remember when Rhino didn't cast Rhino stomp? Remember when HE CASTED FIST >:D I wish we could toggle which one we wanted to use :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaumatos Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 The Lotus warns Heavy Grineer of incoming Rhinos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn11715 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Rhino only needs 10 minutes to whipe out an entire Fomorian. 9 minutes of this time, he´s reading the naughty sms Lotus and Saryn wrote to him. Cryopods actually dont freeze Tenno. They are just rhinostomped containers. If SG1 had consist of Rhino, MasterChief, Samus Aran and Chuck Norris, all Jaffa had seen on the first day, whats real, godlike power... Sadly, no one of them would have survived this day... Rhino never crys. His eyes just sweat sometimes. A World without Rhino is much more worse than a Rhino without World Edited January 31, 2014 by Dawn11715 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathMavrik Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Rhinos don't stomp because stomping would imply that there is a force greater than his stopping him when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object Rhino bends time >:D Do you lack Salt on your pretzels? Rhino's got you covered *pops iron-skin* Edited January 31, 2014 by DeathMavrik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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