BizarreFetalChimpanzee Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Rhino eats his cereal.. without the milk. According to this, I am rhino. *back on topic* A Toxic Ancient walked up to Rhino one day. Rhino just breathed in the toxic air, spit it back at the ancient and it died.. Edited January 31, 2014 by BizarreFetalChimpanzee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn11715 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into Hulk. When Chuck Norris gets angry, he turns into... an angry Chuck Norris. Rhino is original. Edited February 1, 2014 by Dawn11715 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathMavrik Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 *people complaining about health crits* Rhino: "What is this Health you speak of?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobucketrequired Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Rhino actually has a micropenis, the armor is just to throw you off. I think Nyx's is actually bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Rhino actually has a micropenis, the armor is just to throw you off. I think Nyx's is actually bigger Warning, Warning. A challenger approaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted February 1, 2014 Author Share Posted February 1, 2014 Challenger?Good Rhino is hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn11715 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) Rhino actually has a micropenis,At least he think so hisself.actualy, he compares it to the wrong things... Edited February 1, 2014 by Dawn11715 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnat6 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Rhino actually has a micropenis, the armor is just to throw you off. I think Nyx's is actually bigger Nope Rhino's codpiece is actually extra ammo storage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Nope Rhino's codpiece is actually extra ammo storage. Double Nope, Rhino's codpiece is Ogris Wraith Ammo. Ogris Wraiths have not been made yet because no metal has been found to handle such ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Rhino, alone, is the reason why the Grineer have such ugly faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainei00 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 When Nekros uses terrify, the victims see everything as rhino and have a brain meltdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendantWyvern Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Chuck Norris looks under the bed for Rhino. Rhino looks under the bed for Booben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axeroix Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 If superman fought goku, rhino would win. THIS JUST THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Nekros doesn't raise Rhino from the dead Rhino raises himself from the dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Antimatter Drop is not real antimatter... it's Rhino's essence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LxLawliet Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Rhino never stays close to the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Chuck Norris looks under the bed for Rhino. Rhino looks under the bed for Booben. Booben is Rhino's bed you fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Rhino can use all the elemental damage types at once. On the same gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Rhino can use all the elemental damage types at once. On his fists Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Rhino doesn't know the feeling of pain. Pain knows the feeling of Rhino. Edit: I have been saving this image for a while. I feel that now is the time to reveal it. Edited February 5, 2014 by fishworshipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inberun Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Rhino experiments on Alad V Rhino is the reason all Grineer are handicapped and use cybernetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkamiMilo Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 When rhino take a S#&$, he S#&$s orokin cells. (? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Rhino has miniature time machines on his boots. When he first used Rhino Stomp, he accidentally traveled back in time, to before the Big Bang. Upon realizing his predicament, he used Radial Blast. To shorten the story, we just call this event the "Big Bang." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicD Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Rhino can dual wield Galatine using one hand Using charge attacks fires ogris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Rhino can equip all four dragon keys at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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