infrno40 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I died laughing at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 RNG prays to Rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Rhino Prime doesn't have gold because Orokin, them and the other primes have gold bits as a whorship to him. The void keys, ancient artifacts of interdimensional gates and lazers were designer after Rhino Prime's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzardtong Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I Told you that Rhino doesn't need Firepower when he's Rocking These Guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Rain only happens because Rhino threatens clouds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZWarhammer Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Starting 50 plat exists only to rush rhino build! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 Rhino's powers work on stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodyshk Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 When Nekros uses terrify, the victims see everything as rhino and have a brain meltdown. no no, when Nyx uses Chaos, enemies see everyone else as pissed off Rhinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barda1 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Well does Rhino have a Old Spice spot light?[ Tenno Spice is just Rhino sweat. Edited March 4, 2014 by Barda1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Rhino thinks he is so great. Until Loki walks into the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOniStixx Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 When Loki pisses off Rhino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 When Loki &!$$es off Rhino Not going to lie, almost pissed myself laughing. Well timed, well timed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 When Loki &!$$es off Rhino Pure epicness :D 11/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retroraverstyle Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I am RHINO the punishment of GOD. if u GRINEER had not committed great sins, GOD would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. YOU feed on the fear of the weak and planetary domination you seek. there for GOD has sentenced you to life of punishment by RHINO.You have the right to run and to hide and choice to go solo,regroup or divide.inevitably u shall still be stomped beneath my stride.i will be 3 steps behind you then in the next step i find you then under the last step i grind you and by then for you its too late as now im there delivering your fate finishing you off with your own stalkers HATE and thats your 1 way ticket through hells gate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser_Suoh Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) When Loki &!$$es off Rhino This is awesome XD I will laugh until tomorrow. Edited March 6, 2014 by Kaiser_Suoh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 So does this make Red Hulk Rhino Prime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roikan Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Rhino is not slow; he is leisurely, as there is no escape from him. Rhino punched the Harvester so hard that it dropped all three Brakk components. Rhino got hungry in the Void, so he punched the trees until they sprouted pineapples. Then he ate the pineapples whole without taking off his helmet. Rhino's thrown melee of choice is the Jat Kittag. Rhino does not in fact harden his skin. Incoming fire is just temporarily scared away. Rhino's Blind Rage mod increases energy efficiency. Rhino eats Orokin Cells for breakfast. With a spoon. Edited March 6, 2014 by Roikan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rhino eats Orokin Cells for breakfast. Without any milk. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanAvenger Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rhino starts missions by jumping out the dojo and landing on mercury. FOR SURVIVAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorche Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Harvester come and remove Rhino's Iron Skin. Rhino doesn't care. He catches the remain of his Iron Skin, and throw it at Harvester like an Despair. After that, he beat up Harvester with his bare hands. While drinking greedy milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roikan Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Continued from page 6. Rhino fires Ogris' entire magazine with one charge. Rhino's Soma has a 10-meter splash radius. Rhino's Carrier uses Vaporize. Rhino's roar resurrected David Tenno and then immediately shattered him like a wine glass. Rhino challenged Lephantis to an arm wrestling match and won using only his face. Rhino's codpiece won five Mr. Universe competitions without even entering. Rhino can blow bubbles with Morphics. Rhino visited the Derelict and the vault opened all by itself. Rhino can cut through a hot knife with butter. Rhino receives every 5-wave reward when he extracts from a Defense mission. Rhino can slam the Void's revolving doors. Rhino's codpiece has a base 110% crit chance. Rhino's Heavy Caliber mod increases accuracy. Rhino once blew his nose with a Desert Skate, which was blasted into a fine mist. Rhino's arrows explode every time, unmodded. Rhino extracts from missions by rocket-jumping with an Ogris. Rhino receives fan mail from the SISTERS. Rhino's Burston is full-auto. Rhino receives payment whenever he fuses mods. Rhino donated his horn to charity and became indirectly responsible for discovering the cure for erectile dysfunction. Rhino won a million dollars on Wheel of Fortune without even spinning. When an Ancient Disruptor zaps Rhino, it bursts into flames. When Trinity used Blessing on Rhino, she became pregnant, along with the Excalibur standing next to her. When a Scorpion latches onto Rhino, she is instantly flung 50 meters. When a Roller bumps into Rhino, it apologizes. HELP I CAN'T STOP. Edited March 6, 2014 by Roikan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlykin Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Whenever Rhino uses a jumping melee attack, the AoE damage is actually from his codpiece, not the melee weapon. Rhino doesn't need Golem Nav Coordinates. He already knows where Lephantis is. Hyena used to be a single boss, but Rhino punched it hard enough to split it into four. Rhino doesn't need to extract. He just makes every new corpse-littered level his new home. The Grineer Regulator propoganda drones fall silent in fear when they detect a Rhino approach. Edited March 6, 2014 by V0lk0v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaliceSoul Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 This better become a meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlykin Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 This better become a meme. Too bad Rhino haters would ruin it =( It gets no less hate than it does lurve and appreciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rhino can cut through a hot knife with butter. Rhino's codpiece has a base 110% crit chance. Rhino extracts from missions by rocket-jumping with an Ogris. Rhino receives fan mail from the SISTERS. Rhino receives payment whenever he fuses mods. When Trinity used Blessing on Rhino, she became pregnant, along with the Excalibur standing next to her. When a Roller bumps into Rhino, it apologizes. HELP I CAN'T STOP. I'm making you responsible for my now defunct sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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