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Each pull of the trigger fires a cloud of bullets that penetrate through walls and hordes of enemies. It has no fall-off damage, does 5x Crit damage before mods, and has a 100% crit chance.

 

When you shoot it, enemies are vaporized and gibbed instantly, including Lephantis, who turns into a glorious puddle of blood. Going into Derelict missions, all you have to do in exterminate is point in every conceivable direction and fire like crazy: The sheer amount of bullets you fire guarantee you'll hit everyone eventually.

 

And if you're surrounded, just point it on the ground and fire: The shots will penetrate the crust of the planet and destabilize the molten core, leading to a catastrophic explosion that wipes out the planet's population and also destroys any ship within a few thousand light years' distance. In fact, if you can see the sun, just shoot towards it, no matter what planet you're on. Because our weapons are hit-scan, it'll instantly obliterate the sun as well, distance be-damned..

 

 

All this is before we introduce the AkSobrakkma. Twice the damage. Twice the ammo capacity. 

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Each pull of the trigger fires a cloud of bullets that penetrate through walls and hordes of enemies. It has no fall-off damage, does 5x Crit damage before mods, and has a 100% crit chance.

 

When you shoot it, enemies are vaporized and gibbed instantly, including Lephantis, who turns into a glorious puddle of blood. Going into Derelict missions, all you have to do in exterminate is point in every conceivable direction and fire like crazy: The sheer amount of bullets you fire guarantee you'll hit everyone eventually.

 

And if you're surrounded, just point it on the ground and fire: The shots will penetrate the crust of the planet and destabilize the molten core, leading to a catastrophic explosion that wipes out the planet's population and also destroys any ship within a few thousand light years' distance. In fact, if you can see the sun, just shoot towards it, no matter what planet you're on. Because our weapons are hit-scan, it'll instantly obliterate the sun as well, distance be-damned..

 

 

All this is before we introduce the AkSobrakkma. Twice the damage. Twice the ammo capacity. 

Add in some homing bullets and we got beyond-god tier weapon

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