TheOmnipotentKiwiStand Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 My girlfriend just did a dramatic reading of OP's story. T'was pretty awesome. In Prod we trust o7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adoomgod Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 So, I just did a phorid run. As I approached, a prod crewman dashed down the steps valiantly. He didn't flinch, didn't hesitate, he ran straight for phorid! He battled him! Tanked him, striking and dodging and giving it his all! ... ...and he won. Son of a beach won, had 25% hp left, too. Granted, he had some help, but dammit, that was AWESOME. I want to give him a medal or buy him a drink or something. I have some pics I'll post up later, but... d-ham. What a badass. Sounds like Steve's big brother. (I blamed Steve's death on the infested) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 This Prod Crewman is manlier than any Tenno. Even Volt. Also, noone else is going to say it, so I will: Derf Anyo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Better love story than anything. I hope you are a femaleframe and married that Corpus! (pictures don't work for me so I don't know the frame gender) It's a Zephyr. Not that it would have mattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Those Prod Crewmen, I tell ya... no fear whatsoever. Edited March 4, 2014 by DJ_Redwire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Skree Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) awesome!!! What an epic saga of bravery! This staunch hearted corpus hero's tale should inspire future generations of prodmen everywhere! I'd not be surprised if Corpus mothers system-wide named their babes after Prodman in recognition of his triumph Edited March 4, 2014 by [DE]Skree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 awesome!!! What an epic saga of bravery! This staunch hearted corpus hero's tale should inspire future generations of prodmen everywhere! This example of Corpus bravery should become unkillabe hunter of Afkers and Spawncampers on Corpus controlled maps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama_Sasha Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 awesome!!! What an epic saga of bravery! This staunch hearted corpus hero's tale should inspire future generations of prodmen everywhere! Exacly. This is a true hero for the Corpus. Who need Zanuka when you have this crewman? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamaniac Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Even with the limitations of a fragile human body this crewman has inspired awe in the demonic murderous kill-crazed Tenno massacraters. He risked everything for the sake of saving his home from the infested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeargantHaztagazpacho Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 How do you know what they're saying? All I ever hear is "WHOOOPWHOOOOOPWHOOOOOOPWHOOOOOOOOP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamaniac Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'd not be surprised if Corpus mothers system-wide named their babes after Prodman in recognition of his triumph We'll never know his name... We need a new feature for asking Crewmen what their names are so that tragedies like this will not be repeated. Now we'll never know who this valiant soul actually was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyrazer Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 This guy... This guy needs a name. He needs a name, a poster and a promotion. Corpus War hero, DE make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanCeAlot Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Green Ranger,real hero haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Talia. Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Its Derf Anyo disguised as a Prod Crewman. Edited March 4, 2014 by RexSol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernetix Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Someone needs to remake 300 except instead of 300 Spartans it's 300 prodmen lead by this hero. Also brb, building a prova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrodgrim Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 We'll never know his name... We need a new feature for asking Crewmen what their names are so that tragedies like this will not be repeated. Now we'll never know who this valiant soul actually was... Nonsense, his name was Prodman, see? Corp S. Prodman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnProdman Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I told you all that Derf Anyo was real, but nobody would listen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3monicWrath Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Hes got balls thats for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I was just back stabbed by this crewman! I was sneaking around, I don't notice him, and then my corpse is on the floor. How do you do this o mighty Prod Crewman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I was just back stabbed by this crewman! I was sneaking around, I don't notice him, and then my corpse is on the floor. How do you do this o mighty Prod Crewman? Was he stabbed you at Uranus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcKentucky Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Excalibur vs Prod Crewman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regar Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Loki garanted him the power, of the disco stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Omgwtfl9lbbl Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'd not be surprised if Corpus mothers system-wide named their babes after Prodman in recognition of his triumph His name IS Prod Crewman. Every single other one is simply named after him - he's kind of a big thing. Now that the real one is actually here, we're all doomed, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Improviser Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Someone make prodman a warframe meme now :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrykerRC Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 And quotes. "Release the Bobots!" It always sounded to me like "Who's Zaboba?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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