(PSN)truelight4u Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Sargus Ruk: It was a bad time for everyone, John. It's all in the past now. John Corpus: For *you*! For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there's nothing! Sargus Ruk: You're the last of an elite group, don't end it like this. John Corpus: Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job *parking cars*! Edited March 4, 2014 by (PS4)truelight4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeAtlas Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Long live the corpus prod men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Sargus Ruk: John come back. John: I can't do that Sir. Sargus Ruk: Look John, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly Grineer. John: There are no friendly Grineer! Sargus Ruk: But I'm your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your &#! more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me. John: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-sh**t Phorid! All I wanted was something to do. But the man kept pushing Sir. Sargus Ruk: Well you did some pushing on your own John. John: They drew first blood, not me. Sargus Ruk: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there! John: They drew first blood... Sargus Ruk: John, are you still reading me? Covey leader to Raven! Corpus! Acknowledge! Edited March 4, 2014 by (PS4)truelight4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamefreak9149 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Bloody perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchel Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Man hes a legend, look at the last screencap, he just walks away man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeduSalem Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Probably there should be a Contest organized by Megan and Rebecca to make people submit their best encounters with random trash enemies so they can be added as the first set of uniquely named Leaders. I'd pick Prod-guy as winner anyways in honor of being the first one ever named. :D Most games do have uniquely named champions that are not purposely all bosses, so I see no reason why Warframe can't have something similar lore-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) no. he's simply named Prod Man. not Prod Crewman. not Prodman. Prod Man. The legendary android that has been kept a lucrative secret to the Tenno and even most of the Corpus Board. it rebelled against Salad V and went home to get a wife and adopt children. It one day said "I'm going to do the most amazing thing, and do the Tenno's job for them." And went on to kick Phorid's sorry &#! back to the Derelicts. This is the tale....of Prod Man. :D Beware, because Prod Man doesn't take jack @$$ from the Tenno, much LESS the infested. Should you get in his way, your face will be violently electrocuted and obliterated by its prova vandal. because Prod Man doesn't use the old standard Prova. Edited March 4, 2014 by Dexaldem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicfingers Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 i demand that prodman gets nerfed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volt_Cruelerz Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 So this is how random mobs become Leaders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derf_Anyo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Just great! I work SO HARD to get on the field to fight against the grineer and infested with Tenno and then... in comes the Prod Man Johnny. And kills the Phorid... for the Tenno... Tenno must love him ;__; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToT-Fenrir-ToT Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Edit: This is a much better version. you sir are my hero lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaftMeat Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Edit: This is a much better version. The OP and these two made my night. Do I hear Long Tall Sally playing in the background? "I'm gonna have me some fun ... I'm gonna have me some fun ... I'm gonna have me some fun ... " Edited March 4, 2014 by DaftMeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeargantHaztagazpacho Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Edit: This is a much better version. How can we make a Crewman sound like Stallone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 i am contructing a Prova in honor of this man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanTheNewbie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 People ask me why I chose Corpus during Gradivus. It was for brave men like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidaku Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Derf anyo Begins........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) When all you have is a Prova... The story of how a lowly Prod Crewman became a war hero. Edited March 4, 2014 by LilithLovett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It isn't great but it's entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicfingers Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 When all you have is a Prova... Tim Allen installed a turbo from a 1972 Saab on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 He's probably a descendant of Gordon Freeman. he IS Gordon Frodman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It isn't great but it's entertaining. Corpus! what is your profession?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KalGerion_Beast Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 So the derf has revealed himself. When will I get to witness his awesomeness DE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SALE94 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) His power is clearly over 9000, if i am in grineer squad i would be worried. In fact i think he could 1 shoot hyena pack (all 4 of them in once) if he has galatine instead of prova yep and i am not even joking. And yes this is most mindblowing and awesome thread in long time so positive. Edited March 4, 2014 by SALE94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmellia Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Truly a hero for the ages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megakruemel Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I demand this to be turned into a boss. One like zanuka but following a code of honor instead of "oh hey. Imma steal yo suit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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