Sherbniz Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) I recently tried to stealth a Grineer mission, and I noticed that the Grineer shield troopers REALLY don't know how to relax, since they were hunched behind their shield and scuttling around like they usually do. My suggestion would be for them to just stand relaxed, shield in hand, or on their back, like all the other Grineer Troopers that are unalerted and only equip their shield once they are alerted. That would make them less silly... (and if you want to make stealth more interesting, you could make it that having the shield on their back makes it impossible for you to backstab them? Just an idea, not necessary) Either way... learn to relax, Shield Troopers! :D Edited March 27, 2013 by Sherbniz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberFiveee Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Nooooo ^^! Their job is to be aware of their surroundings! And they do it well! "Always prepared" is their motto! Not like those lazy corpus and the rest of the grineers, just strolling around! >_< Edited March 27, 2013 by whitehorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherbniz Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Nooooo ^^! Their job is to be aware of their surroundings! And they do it well! "Always prepared" is their motto! Not like those lazy corpus and the rest of the grineers, just strolling around! >_< But they are gonna bust their spine like that, always running around like the hunchback of notre damme! :D Do they still keep that shield equipped when they sleep too? xD Edited March 27, 2013 by Sherbniz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberFiveee Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) They have good healthcare :o... Yes, they sleep IN the shield! Who needs a bed when you have your comfortable giant shield? --/-- Edit: Plus, they have tons of time to relax once you send them to Grineer heaven!!! Edited March 27, 2013 by whitehorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windbow Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 LOL. You guys are hilarious. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberFiveee Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Nooooo ^^.. Hilarious would be seeing one of those Shield Grineers trying to hide behind a tiny tiny shield!!!!! Edited March 27, 2013 by whitehorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherbniz Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 They have good healthcare :o... Good healthcare as in, they just re-clone you if everything goes wrong? xD Yes, they sleep IN the shield! Who needs a bed when you have your comfortable giant shield? That sounds adorable, it can even double as a crib because you can rock it back and forth... xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberFiveee Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Good healthcare as in, they just re-clone you if everything goes wrong? xD That sounds adorable, it can even double as a crib because you can rock it back and forth... xD That's the beauty of cloning! Although it wouldn't be the same ShieldTrooper.. But hey, a shieldtrooper is a shield trooper! That sounds adorable, it can even double as a crib because you can rock it back and forth... xD That's how they roll! Plus side, they can sleep anywhere.. Anytime.. Except when they're on duty, which is everytime.. Damn it.. SHIELD TROOPER PARADOX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherbniz Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 That's the beauty of cloning! Although it wouldn't be the same ShieldTrooper.. But hey, a shieldtrooper is a shield trooper! Troopers gotta troop. That's how they roll! Plus side, they can sleep anywhere.. Anytime.. Except when they're on duty, which is everytime.. Damn it.. SHIELD TROOPER PARADOX! That's some quantum physics BS right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberFiveee Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) You just know the rest of the Grineer just hate on Shield troopers like: Those always on duty &#! kissers!! I bet they tease them! Stealing their shields and sh*t.. But the truth is, when sh*t hits the fan, you see the Grineers hidding behind them! >>>>Shield Troopers for planet BOSS!<<<< Edited March 27, 2013 by whitehorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windbow Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I would laugh out of my chair if I saw a Shield Lancer sleeping soundly on his rocking shield. Would make a good April Fools joke, though. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberFiveee Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Why stop there? Slap some Shield troopers in a ice map with a gigantic hill.. Stand at the bottom.. Watch them use their shields as sleds and coming right at you while you try to shoot them all! Add sound effect like --> ( AT 0:32 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 But they are gonna bust their spine like that, always running around like the hunchback of notre damme! :D Do they still keep that shield equipped when they sleep too? xD What spine? the artificial one they installed yesterday?? They're basically cyborgs! With how hard they knock you up with that thing, back problems are the least of their worries; Right down the line nex to car insurance, and the 52th anniversary of Friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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