Potato_Sandwich Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 [1] A Rhino Walk into the local Clan's Bar and orders a drinkthe fellow loki bar tender hands him it and says "Here"the Rhino Takes the drink and goes to take off the bottle capHe does this and the bottle breaks into a million pieceslooking down at the mess he's made, he says "Goddamn it"[2] [instrumental Version of Frozen's "Do you want to build a Snowman?" Starts][Mag]:Do you want to kill some Corpus?It doesn't have to be the Corpus.[Frost]: No go away![Mag]: Okay, bye.[3]: What if Vay Hek (Called Hekky by me) was just calling during the livestream (Dev Stream 24) to order pizza and dialed the wrong number?[Hekky's Gruff Voice]: YES HELLO? I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER SOME PLASTID PIZ- TENNO?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1lusion Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) [4]: What if Loki could be the one dying/getting wrecked in every trailer instead of Excalibur? [5]: You know the ship's taken some damage when the ember gets lit on fire. Edited March 12, 2014 by 1lusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AveryJ Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 i dont get these jokes...exept the ember one, that was funny lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp4rtan148 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 OP's Jokes are really weak, they could use some work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Give a rhino a key and a reason to facepalm what will you get... Rhino Prime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 When Rhino Prime was revealed all the Lokis went in a corner to cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei2560 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 The jokes are pretty weak except with the first is pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stigmergy Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 These jokes suck so bad, I had to hack a terminal to protect myself from vacuum exposure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Those jokes made no sense, they were too ugly it made my little sister suicide and gave my brother cancer for his birthday ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techmarine Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 A Rhino walks into a bar. The bartender is all "What the hell?! Who let the animals outta the zoo?!" The Rhino proceeds to stomp the bartender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakeardian Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 These Jokes are Terrifyingly Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrehv Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 What's the difference between a Corpus and a syndana? Anyone can impair a crewman, but nobody can Imperator! (That was awful, and I apologize in advance.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arunafeltz Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Knock knock Who's there? A large security force. A large security force who? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImmortalHotDog Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Two Primes walk into a bar I forget the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stigmergy Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Two Primes walk into a bar I forget the rest What do you call a house built by Orokin? Prime Real Estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sharp_Demonologist Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Vay Hek: TENNO! DO YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE SO EASY?! Me: Shut up my friend just one shotted you whit his soma. Hek: Ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SuperRaySonic Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 What do you call a house built by Orokin? Prime Real Estate. I liked this one LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby47 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 What do you call a house built by Orokin? Prime Real Estate. My joke based on this one: What steak do Tenno prefer? Prime Rib. HOHOHOHOHOHOHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel_Kevlar Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Knock knock Who's there? A large security force. A large security force who? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazzzz Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 (some may have read the first part of this) Rhino, Trinity, and Volt walk into a bar. Trinity, unknowingly looks towards Rhino's crotch "Rhino, is that a Brakk in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "Well Trinity, you know the answer to that, but remember, Volt's always happy to see you!" "Really Rhino? Did you just?" "You do deliver a 'shock' to the systems dont you?" Volt blushes, and Trinity just sighs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Lotus: Tenno I'm seeing a Large Security For- Tenno: Wait, wait, wait.... You're seeing them?.. Does that mean your on the same ship as I am?... Lotus: -say nothing- Tenno: Well?... Lotus: Get to extraction... Tenno: But we hav- Lotus: NOW!! Edited May 27, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Strayed- Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 My Gorgon's bigger than yours XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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