Zephire Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) VALKYR: Well isn't this such a warm welcome back party... OBERON: No need to be sarcastic, we just have to wait patiently for them to arrive. VALKYR: Fine, but I still blame this new incompetent writer for not advertising us well enough, where's Nekros? OBERON: Off farming for Neurodes again I presume, or at least that's what he tells me. VALKYR: ... OBERON: You have a question? VALKYR: Why the #$% is our text colors all the same?!OBERON: Must be the work of Lok- LOKI: You called? VALKYR: WHAT KIND OF JUVENILE STUNT HAVE YOU PULLED THIS TIME?! Do you have any idea how long it took me to change into my casuals? LOKI: Longer than it takes to craft Prime gear I guess. VALKYR: Are you implying something? OBERON: If it helps, I think you look absolutely stunning. VALKYR: That's sweet of you Eron, but now's not the time. They could be here any moment! Now that this brat has sabotaged the transmission display components, how are the readers going to distinguish us from one another?! LOKI: I'm pretty sure the readers are smart enough to read simple text. OBERON: I think what she was trying to say was that it would be a bit easier for the readers if they can associate each of us with a specific color. LOKI: Sure thing new guy. Anyways, I should get going, gotta go increase the difficulty in the Training Room again. OBERON: THAT WAS YOU?! LOKI: Ta-ta~ VALKYR: Lotus so help me if that little sh#t doesn't stop messing around. OBERON: *sigh* What about Zephyr? Wasn't she with you a moment ago? VALKYR: She didn't feel well, told us to go on ahead. *clears throat* You guys finished? VALKYR: Finally. OBERON: Indee- *switch teleported* LOKI: *switch teleports* Aye captain. A long time ago, there were Tenno that lived seemingly ordinary, absolutely non-alcoholic, reference-packed lives like you and I. But their jobs were nothing of that sort; they were space-merc-ninjas. With the ability to parkour on almost any surface, had only 4 superpowers, no fatigue whatsoever, knowledge of utilizing any given weapon they lay their hands on and the ability to solve 3rd grade puzzles within 18 seconds. But even with all that, they still had limits, limits to the amount of modifications that strengthened their Warframes and weapons. They needed...potatoes. Ancient starch-filled tuberous Orokin Technology that supercharged each individual asset. This is the record of their adventures, of them waiting for potatoes...and some other stuff as well. Why you ask? Because they spent all their starting platinum on useless Forest Camo weapon skins. Hmm, I think that went pretty well. Let's review the holotape... **BEGIN**I was only 9 years old. I loved Lotus so much. I recorded all the conversations we had with each other. What the f#$%?! I pray to Lotus every night before going back to cryosleep, thanking her for the alerts I've been given. Lotus is love, I say, Lotus is life. My OP hears me, and calls me a tenno skoom. I knew she was just jealous of my devo- **DELETED** Edited October 1, 2014 by Zephire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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