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:O uwu moar warframe erotica?

 

VALKYR: Over my dead body.

 

ZEPHYR: Stop being such a tease.

 

VALKYR: I'M NOT BEING A TEAS-

 

ZEPHYR: Just give in, no point lying about it hon'.

 

VALKYR: Do you have some form of hypersexuality?

ZEPHYR: Nonsense dear, it's only when I'm in the mood.

 

VALKYR: Which is pretty much all the time in your case.

 

ZEPHYR: That's not true, you don't see me hitting on every living thing that crosses my eye. It's just you hon'.

 

VALKYR: Sweet-talking isn't going to get you through this one.

 

ZEPHYR: Don't act like you don't like it.

 

VALKYR: Why do I even put up with this...

 

ZEPHYR: Because you can dear.

 

Also because I can make it happen.

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Loki cuz #LokiMasterRace

We have another Loki fan here I do not even remeber how many Loki i kiled in Conclave with my Frost but Zephyr is keep killing me WHY :( The world is cruel.And Loki is NOT a Master Race.

And why Loki has so many votes...

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I really want to read this, and get into it again, but after losing out of frame I don't think I could bear it...

 

I mean, I remember seeing that thread when it was half a page long.. I don't hand out many upvotes, but I gave em to Doozy...

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I really want to read this, and get into it again, but after losing out of frame I don't think I could bear it...

 

I mean, I remember seeing that thread when it was half a page long.. I don't hand out many upvotes, but I gave em to Doozy...

 

ZEPHYR: We'll be there for you hon', for as long as you need.

 

VALKYR: I can't tell if you're trying to be a nice person, or hitting on someone again.

 

ZEPHYR: I'm trying to make him feel better dear, I felt the same way after I finished watching Her.

 

VALKYR: The movie where Scarlett Johannson plays some tech AI?

 

ZEPHYR: Yup, getting emotionally attached a product of virtual reality then it bites you back hard when it disappears, made me cry a bit.

 

VALKYR: I didn't know you were the type to watch these romance comedy movies, in fact I didn't even know you were the type to watch movies at all.

 

ZEPHYR: I gotta have something different to spend my time on too hon'.

 

VALKYR: Fair enough, now could you please get back to watching the polls?

 

ZEPHYR: Rhino took over, said something about wanting to catch up with his..."goombas".

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After a few days of job hunting, Zephyr returns back to the home base.

 

 

ZEPHYR: Hey hon', were the leftovers enough while I was away?

 

VALKYR: ...

 

ZEPHYR: What's wrong?

 

VALKYR: Is that all you can say?! After being away for 4 days and not contacting me?!

 

ZEPHYR: Things got a little complicated dear, I'm sorry.

 

VALKYR: Do you know how worried I was about you?

 

ZEPHYR: I missed you too, hugs?

 

VALKYR: I hope you found something worthwhile after spending all that time away.

 

ZEPHYR: *sigh* Nothing, that's why I was away for a bit longer, kept on searching.

 

VALKYR: What about that lounge bar in Void 3?

 

ZEPHYR: The Hounds & Rats? Been there, done that. They have a strict human-only employee policy, and I'm not really all that human am I?

 

VALKYR: You're plenty human, on the inside that is. The only thing inhuman about you is you being a Tenno, and that sex drive of yours.

 

ZEPHYR: I wouldn't call it inhuman hon', more like...active.

 

VALKYR: That's not exactly reassuring. What're you going to do now?
 

ZEPHYR: What we're supposed to do in the first place, kill things mercilessly and get paid.

 

VALKYR: You sure you'll be okay with that?

 

ZEPHYR: I don't have a choice dear, I'm Tenno, like you are. Assassination, espionage, sabotage, genocide, you name it. We've done it.

 

VALKYR: The Lotus has her reasons for assigning  us these missions. I question it sometimes too, but I still follow orders.

 

ZEPHYR: I know you do hon', I was always there to see.

 

VALKYR: You'll find something, I know it.

 

ZEPHYR: I hope that happens soon. Getting blood on your hands isn't something I like to have.

 

VALKYR: I know...I'm sorry if I don't know how to make you feel better.

 

ZEPHYR: You could always give me a kiss on the cheek dear, but I doubt it'll end there if you do.

 

VALKYR: You're already back to your old self, even when you're sad.

 

ZEPHYR: It's called prioritizing hon', I'll see you in awhile.

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