Paul_Pianoff Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 :O uwu moar warframe erotica? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3EK3R Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 This is so damned awesome. You're his reincarnation that's for sure. Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)guykla Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) Doozy's legacy will be continued by this guy.Keep it up,man.You'll become a legend like him in this forum someday :) Edited March 16, 2014 by (PS4)guykla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephire Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) :O uwu moar warframe erotica? VALKYR: Over my dead body. ZEPHYR: Stop being such a tease. VALKYR: I'M NOT BEING A TEAS- ZEPHYR: Just give in, no point lying about it hon'. VALKYR: Do you have some form of hypersexuality? ZEPHYR: Nonsense dear, it's only when I'm in the mood. VALKYR: Which is pretty much all the time in your case. ZEPHYR: That's not true, you don't see me hitting on every living thing that crosses my eye. It's just you hon'. VALKYR: Sweet-talking isn't going to get you through this one. ZEPHYR: Don't act like you don't like it. VALKYR: Why do I even put up with this... ZEPHYR: Because you can dear. Also because I can make it happen. Edited September 29, 2014 by Zephire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei2560 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Really really awsome but you can add Excalibur and Frost? please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) Really really awsome but you can add Excalibur and Frost? please. They'll come 'round. Most likely with Rhino also. (IsmellityoucanneverleavetheRhinooutyougoombas.) Edited March 17, 2014 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Pianoff Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Loki cuz #LokiMasterRace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I didn't even vote for Oberon and I feel bad for him. One vote. One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei2560 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) Loki cuz #LokiMasterRace We have another Loki fan here I do not even remeber how many Loki i kiled in Conclave with my Frost but Zephyr is keep killing me WHY :( The world is cruel.And Loki is NOT a Master Race. And why Loki has so many votes... Edited March 17, 2014 by Andrei2560 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NicoTheSneakyGuy Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 We have another Loki fan here I do not even remeber how many Loki i kiled in Conclave with my Frost but Zephyr is keep killing me WHY :( The world is cruel.And Loki is NOT a Master Race. And why Loki has so many votes... Because It's Loki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei2560 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Because It's Loki. Yeah... what to say... And Nekros is at 6 votes distance from loki com on people do not let Loki win, vote Nekros. Edited March 18, 2014 by Andrei2560 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Pianoff Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Pfft, you're using Conclave as an excuse of a Warframe not being part of Master Race in a PvE game. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I really want to read this, and get into it again, but after losing out of frame I don't think I could bear it... I mean, I remember seeing that thread when it was half a page long.. I don't hand out many upvotes, but I gave em to Doozy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephire Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 I really want to read this, and get into it again, but after losing out of frame I don't think I could bear it... I mean, I remember seeing that thread when it was half a page long.. I don't hand out many upvotes, but I gave em to Doozy... ZEPHYR: We'll be there for you hon', for as long as you need. VALKYR: I can't tell if you're trying to be a nice person, or hitting on someone again. ZEPHYR: I'm trying to make him feel better dear, I felt the same way after I finished watching Her. VALKYR: The movie where Scarlett Johannson plays some tech AI? ZEPHYR: Yup, getting emotionally attached a product of virtual reality then it bites you back hard when it disappears, made me cry a bit. VALKYR: I didn't know you were the type to watch these romance comedy movies, in fact I didn't even know you were the type to watch movies at all. ZEPHYR: I gotta have something different to spend my time on too hon'. VALKYR: Fair enough, now could you please get back to watching the polls? ZEPHYR: Rhino took over, said something about wanting to catch up with his..."goombas". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetroFallout Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Loki have you been with the ladies before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephire Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 Loki have you been with the ladies before? LOKI: Multiple times, when I'm replacing their lip gloss with red-colored itching cream, that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Loki what is it like when a commander switch teleports you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephire Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 Loki what is it like when a commander switch teleports you? LOKI: They don't ever get the chance to, I'm a master at my work. If they do switch teleport something, it's either Nekros, or my decoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Arrow Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Loki, what has been your favorite prank on the current crew? Edited March 18, 2014 by Cold_Arrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephire Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 Loki, what is your favorite prank on the current crew? LOKI: I unslotted Valkyr's Steel Fiber and Hysteria mod, made her die so many times on Xini last week. Her face was absolutely priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CrimsonDevil- Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Loki, how do you feel about Rhino getting a prime version? Noooo! Loki! My question will always be here for you! Edited March 18, 2014 by PhantomPains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwinne Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Is Black Vauban gonna be coming back? I really, REALLY want Black Vauban to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3EK3R Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Such Q&A. Very questions. So Answers. Wow. Sidenote: Awesomeness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei2560 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 That's it i will resrict my brother to use Loki (FROST POWER) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephire Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) After a few days of job hunting, Zephyr returns back to the home base. ZEPHYR: Hey hon', were the leftovers enough while I was away? VALKYR: ... ZEPHYR: What's wrong? VALKYR: Is that all you can say?! After being away for 4 days and not contacting me?! ZEPHYR: Things got a little complicated dear, I'm sorry. VALKYR: Do you know how worried I was about you? ZEPHYR: I missed you too, hugs? VALKYR: I hope you found something worthwhile after spending all that time away. ZEPHYR: *sigh* Nothing, that's why I was away for a bit longer, kept on searching. VALKYR: What about that lounge bar in Void 3? ZEPHYR: The Hounds & Rats? Been there, done that. They have a strict human-only employee policy, and I'm not really all that human am I? VALKYR: You're plenty human, on the inside that is. The only thing inhuman about you is you being a Tenno, and that sex drive of yours. ZEPHYR: I wouldn't call it inhuman hon', more like...active. VALKYR: That's not exactly reassuring. What're you going to do now? ZEPHYR: What we're supposed to do in the first place, kill things mercilessly and get paid. VALKYR: You sure you'll be okay with that? ZEPHYR: I don't have a choice dear, I'm Tenno, like you are. Assassination, espionage, sabotage, genocide, you name it. We've done it. VALKYR: The Lotus has her reasons for assigning us these missions. I question it sometimes too, but I still follow orders. ZEPHYR: I know you do hon', I was always there to see. VALKYR: You'll find something, I know it. ZEPHYR: I hope that happens soon. Getting blood on your hands isn't something I like to have. VALKYR: I know...I'm sorry if I don't know how to make you feel better. ZEPHYR: You could always give me a kiss on the cheek dear, but I doubt it'll end there if you do. VALKYR: You're already back to your old self, even when you're sad. ZEPHYR: It's called prioritizing hon', I'll see you in awhile. Edited September 29, 2014 by Zephire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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