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This question has been lingering in my mind for quite some time now... why is the topic named "Waiting for Potatoes"?

Well it started as a "Waiting for Godot" reference when I suggested the title to Zephire, it kinda grew from there.

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At the Dojo, the two prepare to duel...

 

 

VALKYR: Best 5 out of 7.

 

OBERON: Loser of each round has to drink a shot of this *shakes bottle*.

 

VALKYR: Goldschlager eh? Bring it.

 

OBERON: Are you sure you can handle it?

 

VALKYR: Don't underestimate me, I can take alcohol like water.

 

OBERON: Alright then. In the event of a draw, we both have to down one.

 

VALKYR: Fair enough, weapon type?

 

OBERON: Melee only?

 

VALKYR: Your funeral.

 

OBERON: Best of luck to you too.

 

 

6 BOTTLES LATER...

 

 

OBERON: You don't look so good, let's stop this for now.

 

VALKYR: *hic* NnO! I c-can shtill fight!

 

OBERON: I'm over here.

 

VALKYR: Huh? You're teleportin'! Diiirty cheater...

 

OBERON: I don't have the ability to teleport, you're hallucinating.

 

VALKYR: LiESh! I'm *hic*, perfecteredly sober.

 

OBERON: *sigh* Right. Come on, you're going back to your room to rest.

 

VALKYR: I don't wanna! fffFiGHT me like a man!
 

OBERON: When you're not intoxicated, get up.

 

VALKYR: P-put me down you @#$%! I'll bite your *hic* shouldersh!

 

OBERON: If I ask Zephyr to make for you some cake afterwards, will you do what I tell you to do?

 

VALKYR: ReALLY?

 

OBERON: Yes, really.

 

VALKYR: ReALLy REallY?

 

OBERON: I swear on my soul.

 

VALKYR: pInKY PrOmISHe me!

 

OBERON: *sigh* Pinky promise.

 

VALKYR: Yay!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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First off, I would like to apologize for the lack of updates for the past few days (I'm a lazy bum I know). But! I will make it up to you guys with a...uh...umm...

 

LOKI: *whisper* Q&A.

 

A Q&A! Now who's been standing out lately...hmm...

 

ZEPHYR: ...zzz....*sniffle*...zzz....

 

Gotcha.

 

Wake up.

 

ZEPHYR: ...hnn...not so rough...zzz...hehehe...zzz

Oh for crying out loud, *whack*

 

ZEPHYR: H-huh? Val I'm really *yawn* tired right now....

 

This isn't the time to laze away, you have a Q&A with your fans right now.

 

ZEPHYR: ...this isn't a belated April Fool's joke right?

 

No. Now go freshen up and get ready.

 

ZEPHYR: I really don't feel like it, why not *yawn* ask Oberon or someone else?

 

Shush child, get to changing.

 

ZEPHYR: Mmmph, fine.

 

Ends on the 6th of April, 7PM. Post whatever you want her to answer. WHATEVER YOU WANT. (If there's profanity in your question please put a spoiler over it, thanks.)

 

**many grammar errors, man I gotta lay off that greedy milk**

 

**oh and I deleted some misc posts from this thread (and edited some) so I don't unnecessarily waste space**

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Zephyr:

 

Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day; spreading your wings and flying away?

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Zephyr:

 

Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day; spreading your wings and flying away?

 

Do you believe you can fly?

ZEPHYR: Although I am an air-based Tenno, my powers only allow me to fly a certain distance before my intrinsic energy has been burnt out, needless to say; I've tried. Many times.

 

Do you believe you can touch the sky?

ZEPHYR: Depends on what you define as the boundary of the 'sky' hon'.

 

Do you think about it every night and day; spreading your wings and flying away?

ZEPHYR: I dream about it; the feeling of cold air brushing against my face. I don't really consider those my wings though, it's more for helping my Warframe be more...aerodynamic I guess.

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Zephyr: what is your favorite late-nineties era PBS children's show? (Arthur, reading rainbow, wishbone, etc.)

 

ZEPHYR: Woah, there were shows way back in the 90s?! I had no idea! I wasn't around during that period of time, but to answer your question partially, my favorite children's show used to be something called Rilakkuma, which I absolutely LOVED.

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Zephyr, what's your favourite food? We know what Val's is, what about you?

 

ZEPHYR: SOMEN!!! It's a kind of thin wheat flour noodle that's meant to be eaten cold, wanna try some?

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so the stuff you use in your armor, oxium, is supposed to be lighter than air...

 

so if you added enough of that to your armor would you be able to float?

..guess that would make it troubling to avoid getting shot

 

whats your favorite melee weapon?

 

how exactly did you and valkyr meet?

 

and aren't you scared that theres some person beyond the 4th wall watching you and waking you up? 

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