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For Valkyr:

What is your relationship with Zephyr?

Are you lovers or...

 

 

(TOO MUCH ZEPHYR QUESTIONS)

 

Well, it's a Zephyr Q&A.

 

A better phrased question would be: "Zephyr, scale of one to ten: how much do you wanna f--- Valkyr?"

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so the stuff you use in your armor, oxium, is supposed to be lighter than air...

 

so if you added enough of that to your armor would you be able to float?

..guess that would make it troubling to avoid getting shot

 

whats your favorite melee weapon?

 

how exactly did you and valkyr meet?

 

and aren't you scared that theres some person beyond the 4th wall watching you and waking you up? 

 

so the stuff you use in your armor, oxium, is supposed to be lighter than air...

so if you added enough of that to your armor would you be able to float?

 

ZEPHYR: Possibly, but my Warframe isn't completely made out of Oxium dear. Plus the user would also weigh it down a bit.

 

whats your favorite melee weapon?

 

ZEPHYR: Prior to becoming a Tenno, I used to train with the naginata and other varying pole weapons, so the Orthos Prime naturally.

 

how exactly did you and valkyr meet?

 

ZEPHYR: OkCupid.

 

and aren't you scared that theres some person beyond the 4th wall watching you and waking you up?

 

ZEPHYR: Of course not, I went toe-to-toe with Lephantis and won. I'm betting she doesn't even know how to use a sword.

 

I-I do!! You just swing it in the direction of the enemy r-right?

 

ZEPHYR: Amateur.

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For Valkyr:

What is your relationship with Zephyr?

Are you lovers or...

 

 

(TOO MUCH ZEPHYR QUESTIONS)

 

**redirecting**

 

VALKYR: Hmm? A message?

 

What is your relationship with Zephyr?

Are you lovers or...

 

VALKYR: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

 

ZEPHYR: With benefits~

 

VALKYR: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

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>friends with benefits

I can dig it.

Why does your frame have such a long pronounced codpiece with that much girth?

 

Why does your frame have such a long pronounced codpiece with that much girth?

 

ZEPHYR: Form follows function.

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So, I noticed you don't like killing things. Why is that, exactly?

 

It gets pretty hilarious. Ever tried dive-bombing a Grineer Shield Lancer to death? Cracks me up.

 

So, I noticed you don't like killing things. Why is that, exactly?

 

ZEPHYR: I don't really want to talk about that, it's a bit...personal.

 

It gets pretty hilarious. Ever tried dive-bombing a Grineer Shield Lancer to death?

 

ZEPHYR: I have not and I don't intend to, sorry.

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Why are the Tenno, the Tenno, instead of being simple space marines?

Alright, here's a philosophical question for ya.

 

Why are the Tenno, the Tenno, instead of being simple space marines?

 

Why are the Tenno, the Tenno, instead of being simple space marines?

 

ZEPHYR: I'm still quite new to being a Tenno, so the origins of the name is still unknown to me. As for the whole space marine thing, I don't really think we strike to anyone as marines. I mean what kind possesses superpowers? It's crazy.

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You ever made Soufflé? 

If not you should try it sometime, pretty tricky to make but so worth it.

 

Apart from that, what's your fav. thing to cook, and how did you get into cooking?

 

Also do you drink :>

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OkCupid. did not see that answer coming..

 

ok so most tenno lost thier memories during the...cryofreeze?

but it seems some still have memories, i read one which i assume was you(still trying to make sense of it. would help if random fires didn't keep popping up around me)

 

do you have any memories of your becoming a tenno?

or any other tenno you were close to before the cryofreeze.

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What do you think of Obiwan?

Personally he seems a bit of a conservative spirit, but you know what they say about the quiet ones ;)

 

What do you think of Obiwan?

 

ZEPHYR: I think Eron is an absolute dear, so thoughtful, but he's off limits. Someone else already got to him *wink* *wink*.

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What do you think of Obiwan?

 

ZEPHYR: I think Eron is an absolute dear, so thoughtful, but he's off limits. Someone else already got to him *wink* *wink*.

heh theres always the new guy. long as is isn't....well like aquaman..*shudders*

 

i mean, jack sparrow or Davy Jones, that would be cool.

but aquaman or captain planet....we aren't exactly saving the planets now are we...unless grineer blood makes plants grow better

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You ever made Soufflé? 

If not you should try it sometime, pretty tricky to make but so worth it.

 

Apart from that, what's your fav. thing to cook, and how did you get into cooking?

 

Also do you drink :>

 

You ever made Soufflé?

 

ZEPHYR: You have no idea hon', I can whip one up just for you right now if you doubt it.

 

Apart from that, what's your fav. thing to cook(?)

 

ZEPHYR: Lemon-blueberry cheesecake.

 

How did you get into cooking?

 

ZEPHYR: It came naturally to me, plus I enjoyed it. Before becoming Tenno my aunt used to teach me a melange of recipes and techniques, after that is now history.

 

Also do you drink :>

 

ZEPHYR: I'm quite picky when it comes to alcohol, but to answer your question; yes, yes I do. Once in a while of course.

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Do you wish to be a Prime?

 

And why?

 

 

Do you wish to be a Prime?

 

ZEPHYR: Are you kidding me? Hell yeah I do!

 

And why?

 

ZEPHYR: Gold linings on suits or clothes is a total turn o- I mean...I think it'd be pretty cool.

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but aquaman or captain planet....we aren't exactly saving the planets now are we...unless grineer blood makes plants grow better

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You ever made Soufflé?

 

ZEPHYR: You have no idea hon', I can whip one up just for you right now if you doubt it.

 

Apart from that, what's your fav. thing to cook(?)

 

ZEPHYR: Lemon-blueberry cheesecake.

 

How did you get into cooking?

 

ZEPHYR: It came naturally to me, plus I enjoyed it. Before becoming Tenno my aunt used to teach me a melange of recipes and techniques, after that is now history.

 

Also do you drink :>

 

ZEPHYR: I'm quite picky when it comes to alcohol, but to answer your question; yes, yes I do. Once in a while of course.

It's fine I would rather work with ya in making it. :3

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OkCupid. did not see that answer coming..

 

ok so most tenno lost thier memories during the...cryofreeze?

but it seems some still have memories, i read one which i assume was you(still trying to make sense of it. would help if random fires didn't keep popping up around me)

 

do you have any memories of your becoming a tenno?

or any other tenno you were close to before the cryofreeze.

 

do you have any memories of your becoming a tenno?

 

ZEPHYR: I remember them clear as day, but I don't wanna talk about it.

 

or any other tenno you were close to before the cryofreeze(?)

 

ZEPHYR: No idea, if I was close to them I would've remembered, but the group currently? Never knew them.

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