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Zephyr, what do you look like under the warframe suit?

 

ZEPHYR: I don't know how to upload pictures here, so I'll leave it to your imagination hon'.

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So Birdie Zephyr, What do you think about your fellow Tenno?

 

 

What do you think about your fellow Tenno?

 

LOKI: Step aside, I've got this one.

 

LOKI: We're like the Brady Bunch from Hell.

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Do you want to build a snowman!?

 

ZEPHYR: I'm not the best at making those, but sure! I'll bite.

 

You have disappointed your fans.

 

For the question, thought on Issac Clark?

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You have disappointed your fans.

 

For the question, thought on Issac Clark?

 

You have disappointed your fans.

For the question, thought on Issac Clark?

 

ZEPHYR: I have fans? Now that's news. Issac who?

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What is your favorite anime?

 

And also here is one thing left, which one is the most psycho character in your universe?

 

What is your favorite anime?

 

ZEPHYR: The most recent? Akame ga Kiru.

 

which one is the most psycho character in your universe?

 

ZEPHYR: You make it sound as if I live in a fictitious world. The guy that called me Birdie.

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What's your favorite movie?

 

 

What do you think about Justin Biber?

 

 

Do you like to watch at "Rhino Ninja"?

 

What's your favorite movie?

 

ZEPHYR: Definitely Julie & Julia.

 

What do you think about Justin Biber?

 

ZEPHYR: Who?

 

Do you like to watch at "Rhino Ninja"?

 

ZEPHYR: That comedy show on Frequency 7? Absolutely!

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*whispers in the corner*

do you want to build a snowman...

it doesn't have to be a snowman...

 

FROST: ...

 

SARYN: Darling.

 

FROST: Why do I have to do it? I mean yea I'm a snow-based Warframe but that doesn't mean I'm snowcone machine selling for 50 cents a pop!

 

RHINO: YO, JUST DO IT MAN HE'S GONNA START CRYING ANY MOMENT

 

CAL: You don't gotta be so cold.

 

ASH: Hehehe, nice. *fistbump*

 

CAL: *fistbump*

 

FROST: Like I haven't heard that one before.

 

SARYN: *ahem*

 

FROST: I'm sorry okay?

 

SARYN: Don't apologize, you're only going to make my resisting even harder to do.

 

RHINO: HUH?

 

NOVA: *whisper* They can't do it here.

 

SARYN: I heard that.

 

TRINITY: Cheer up dear, we'll find a way out of here soon enough.

 

RHINO: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT *opens can*

 

SARYN: ...where did you get that?

 

ASH: Rhino can use his stomp to break through the void for about 20 minutes before being sucked back, can you pass me a beer?

RHINO: GO LONG

 

TRINITY: You mean...this whole time, you've been spending your energy going out behind our backs to buy...booze?

 

RHINO: PRETTY MUCH YEA

 

MAG: What's going on here?

 

EMBER: The start of a bloodbath, I call shotgun.

 

TRINITY: Where's my Boltor...

 

ASH: Uh oh.

 

CAL: You still got anymore energy to stomp again?

 

RHINO: NOPE, BUT I GOT ENOUGH HEINEKEN TO LAST US ALL A WEEK.

 

SARYN: You won't be able to drink again once I'm done with you.

 

FROST: Hold up, do you still have any energy?

 

RHINO: ENOUGH FOR AN IRON GOOMBA YEA

 

FROST: I've got an Efficiency booster mod equipped, it should be able to discount the amount needed for one more stomp.

 

ASH: Yeah...umm about that...

 

RHINO: ASH PASSED IT TO ME SO I COULD SELL IT FOR CREDS TO BUY THE BEER

 

EMBER: Woah, so that's how you got me that Syandana, I didn't remember you having that much dosh.

 

FROST: Well son of a b#tch.

 

CAL: Guess we're not going anywhere...yo toss me a can.

 

M 'akoúei kaneís ? I̱ dýnami̱ tou Ádi̱ fo̱názei sti̱n psychí̱ sas .

 

MAG: What the #%&@?!

 

NEKROS: If anyone can hear me, chant the words "Ypovallo se sena," 4 times.

 

RHINO: stay quiet guys, this seems really fishy

 

NOVA: I didn't know you had an inside voice.

 

RHINO: A WHAT?

 

NOVA: Forget it...

 

SARYN: *grllrglrlglglrrglg*

 

FROST: Are you alright?

 

SARYN: Ah S#&$, excuse me, I'm really hungry.

 

CAL: It'd be great if we could get pizza here.

 

MAG: I told you we should've asked PDG for her number.

 

ASH: Oh yeah, what happened to her?

 

 

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN IXODES...

 

 

CUSTOMER: S-step harder!!! I've been a b-bad boy!

 

PDG: *whip* You don't tell me what to do you little @#$%.

 

CUSTOMER: Yes Queen Scorpion!

 

PDG: I don't remember giving you permission to say my full name *grabs candlestick*, but I'll let the wax talk for you.

 

CUSTOMER: aaAAH! YES!

 

BACK TO YOU JOHNSON.

 

SARYN: I'm sure she's doing fine.

 

FROST: What makes you so sure about that?

 

SARYN: She's a tough one, still walking even without legs. Plus, I taught her all that I knew before leaving.

 

FROST: Oh...so THAT'S what you've been doing every Thursday night.

 

CAL: You could say during that time he was...blueballed.

 

ASH: HAHA, NICE! *fistbump*

 

CAL: BAM! *fistbump*

 

FROST: Goddamnit Ash.

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ohhh boy.

 

its ironic. i like the rhino in this story. but i hate rhino players in the actual game. they jsut rush through the missions so fast not caring about kills or finding the dam vault.

 

either way *tosses ember a shotgun*

i'm always up for a bloodbath to get some fun

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I just want to see how Loki trolls Zephyr totally that she would be &!$$ed off.

 

#Lokiisreasontoragetobecauseoftrolls

 

Btw... I can not hold my laugh!

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