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I've been wondering this for a while and, Does Excalibur,Mag,Frost,Ember and Fatty Rhino know there are Prime versions of themselves?

 

And Loki will have it too Soon

keep it as fatty rhino. it mind remind DE that rhino is SUPPOSED to be slow

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The wounds of having Fatty Prime running as fast as my Loki are still very, very fresh.

*hands you some rope* trip him

 

don't get me wrong. i like rhino as a frame. but atm i'm mad cause compared to the other classes he's to strong.

 

he literally has no weak spots (fast, good skills, good armor, good shields, average hp and energy, average stam)

 

while all the other frames have ups and downs

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As some of you know, I ended WFP a couple months back due to my increasingly hectic schedule, but now that things are starting to clear up again, I'm happy to announce that I can finally get back to working on...well...whatever it was that's coming after this.

 

Of course, it must be boring just waiting. That's why I've decided to add to this thread a little more, only setback is that it'll be less frequent ;-;

Well anyways, that's all I pretty much have to say. I'm sure the Tenno have missed you all as much as I have! <3

 

ZEPHYR: Aww, vacation is over already?

 

OBERON: It would seem so.

 

LOKI: 'Bout time, where's my long-overdue Q&A?

 

VALKYR: *hic* whAT're yOu gUysH dOin' hEre! *hic* iM nOT FinIshEd wIth yOu YeT Obi *hic*

 

ZEPHYR: Oh dear. I thought you said it was just a small bet Eron.

 

OBERON: She isn't exactly good at handling alcohol. Next thing I knew, she ran out and robbed a liquor store. I had to pick her up from the station afterwards.

 

ZEPHYR: Poor cashier must've freaked when he saw a wasted Tenno barge in with Venkas.

 

LOKI: Yeah, we're banned from ever going back to that resort now.

 

VALKYR: *hic* hee hee, PoKey tIme!

ZEPHYR: H-hey stop HAHA!

VALKYR: *hic* Kaaancho! *poke* 

ZEPHYR: ...

 

VALKYR: ?

ZEPHYR: *heavy breathing*

LOKI: Hey new guy...ya might wanna step out for this one.

 

OBERON: Way ahead of you.

 

 

They seem fine...I thi- OH GOD, TURN OFF THE CAMERA NOW

 

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*insert archetypal heading here*

 

 

ZEPHYR: Hmm, this looks like the right place.

 

VALKYR: Awfully cosy, I like it.

 

ZEPHYR: Where's the doorbell...

 

VALKYR: I don't think there is one Zeph, try knocking?

 

ZEPHYR: Wouldn't hurt to try.

 

MAG: Hi! Glad you could make it!

 

ZEPHYR: Thank you for having us over.

 

VALKYR: You have a lovely apartment, very mellow.

 

MAG: Don't mention it, come on in! The others are not here yet, so make yourselves home.

 

ZEPHYR: Your name is...Mag right? You live here alone?

 

MAG: Yeah, nah I'm roomies with Ember.

 

VALKYR: The fire-frame?

 

EMBER: Ex fire-frame. Scumbags over at DE stripped me of whatever that made my arsenal awesome.

 

MAG: She's a little abrasive but she means well.

 

ZEPHYR: Is that...wolfmother? I love White Unicorn!

 

EMBER: Damn straight, they kick @$$.

 

MAG: Can I get you girls a drink?

VALKYR: I'll just have warm water.

 

MAG: And you?

 

ZEPHYR: Do you have any koshu sake?

EMBER: Never heard of that, does it hit hard?

 

ZEPHYR: I wouldn't know, not the type to gulp down alcohol.

 

MAG: Hmm, we don't have any of that, is green tea alright with you?

 

ZEPHYR: That's perfectly fine.

 

EMBER: So tell me Susan Coffey, is it natural?

 

VALKYR: Excuse me?

 

EMBER: Your hair colour.

 

VALKYR: 100%

 

EMBER: *whisper* Does the carpet match the drapes?

 

MAG: Damn it Ember, control yourself!

 

EMBER: Don't be so high strung hon', we're all women here, if you catch my drift.

 

ZEPHYR: Sadly not.

 

VALKYR: What does that mean?

 

EMBER: What?! I call BS you haven't done it before.

 

ZEPHYR: It's complicated, but let's just say we've played a game of poker before.

 

EMBER: Wow really? That's hot.

 

VALKYR: What are you two talking about?!

 

MAG: Don't bother, it'll only be worse if you understood.

 

ZEPHYR: I get the feeling you girls have boyfriends.

 

EMBER: Yup, I got the wannabe ninja and Velma here got the cover boy to some weird RPG shooter.

 

MAG: My glasses are not that big! If you were offered a modeling job, you'd take it wouldn't you?

 

EMBER: Touché.

 

MAG: I thought so.

 

VALKYR: Do the other female Tenno also have boyfriends?

 

EMBER: All of em' except Nova, Trin and you two as far as I know.

 

ZEPHYR: That's not true, Val has Eron by her side.

 

VALKYR: WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.

 

EMBER: Struggling only makes it worse hon'.

 

ZEPHYR: Mm-hmm.

 

VALKYR: I'll gut you both.

 

MAG: I'm on her side, seriously quit it.

 

ZEPHYR: She's a tough chick, she can handle it. After all, I've done sooo much worse before.

 

EMBER: Hoho, tell me more. Oh hey, the intercom is beeping, someone is at the door.

 

ZEPHYR: There was an intercom?
 

MAG: How did you guys get in then?

 

VALKYR: The cleaner lady was downstairs mopping up the place, she let us in after telling her that we were meeting up with some friends.

 

MAG: Aah.

 

EMBER: Brace yourselves, it's Wednesday Addams and Trin.

 

ZEPHYR: Just them?

 

EMBER: See for yourself.

 

TRINITY: Hi Ember!

 

SARYN: Red.

 

EMBER: Ah shut up Trin, get over here Wednesday, meet the new girls.

 

VALKYR: It's a pleasure to finally meet you two.

 

SARYN: You must be Valkyr, I'm Saryn. It's a pleasure to meet you too.

 

ZEPHYR: Oh my god, you're the Wicked Witch!

 

MAG: You watch roller derby?

 

VALKYR: I'm the only one back at base with cable.

 

MAG: How did you get it? The Corpus would've come after you.

 

ZEPHYR: Val here is a brilliant hacker, mostly Corpus systems.

 

VALKYR: Don't bring it up please, it was a long time ago.

 

TRINITY: I'm guessing it had something to do with those scars of yours.

 

VALKYR: *sigh* Yeah...

 

SARYN: Don't pry.

 

TRINITY: Don't worry I won't. You should talk to Nyx if you ever feel like consulting a professional.

 

VALKYR: Professional?

 

MAG: She's a shrink.

 

VALKYR: Ohh, I'll think about it.

 

ZEPHYR: Your boyfriends aren't here with you?

 

TRINITY: You told them?

 

EMBER: Why not?

 

SARYN: They're on the way, probably Rhino's truck.

 

MAG: You haven't gotten a drivers license yet Trin?

 

TRINITY: It's hard juggling driving school and work at the same time dear.

 

ZEPHYR: Oh yeah, where's Eron?

 

VALKYR: In a mission with the other guys, the Dark Sectors or something like that. Said they wanted to check it out.

 

SARYN: Dark Sectors? Sounds like something out of a Lovecraftian horror plot. Tell me more.

 

MAG: The boys sure are taking their own sweet time, I wonder what they're doing right now.

 

 

MEANWHILE, ON THE RHINO-TRUCK.

 

 

ASH: Damn, we're gonna be late because of you.

 

RHINO: I CAN'T JUST RUN OVER THE OTHER CARS, ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE THIS BABY CAN HANDLE IT.

 

FROST: Dude, we could've left earlier if you didn't spend the last 30 minutes gelling your hair.

 

CAL: Relax Frost, we're almost past the intersection. It'll be a smooth ride after that.

 

RHINO: THE RHINO'S GOTTA LOOK HIS BEST AROUND THE NEW CHICKS, BUT THEN AGAIN THEY WOULD'VE SWOONED FOR ME ANYWAY.

 

FROST: Would it kill you to not be so vain about yourself?

 

ASH: Come on man, I mean you gotta appreciate how he's always swole.

 

RHINO: HAHAHA, DAMN RIGHT. FISTBUMP.

 

FROST: Dude seriously, watch the road.

 

CAL:  Are we gonna pick Volt n' Nyx up?
 

ASH: You know...I actually have no idea what happened to them.

 

FROST: They're probably at Nyx's place doing it like rabbits.

 

RHINO: HE'S A STRAIGHT A* PLAYA, BUT NO. WE'RE PICKING UP NOVA FIRST.

 

CAL: Nova? Why her?

 

RHINO: SHUT UP MAN SHE'S A COOL CHICK, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

 

ASH: Whatever you say Vinny.

 

RHINO: WHO?

 

CAL: I wonder what the new girls are like. Hopefully not as narcissistic as that hothead.

 

ASH: Can it virgin, you haven't even gotten any action from Mag yet.

 

CAL: Who says I haven't?

 

FROST: How'd you fare? Saryn told me she's some sort of closet sex maniac.

 

CAL: Ohh you have no idea. She sceamed so loud yesterday, almost woke the damn neighbours.

 

RHINO: I DON'T MIND THE NEW CHICKS, AS LONG AS THEY'RE DTF WITH THE RHINO.

 

ASH: Well then what about Banshee? Ember told me she was invited.

 

CAL: She probably had Silence on and didn't hear her phone.

 

FROST: Yeah that sounds just like her.

 



2bad theyre ded

 

insrt sed vieyolin herr

 

loki pls

 

 

 

 

 

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Verry sad to see this ennding i read it from it's first beggining... but everything must have an end unfortunately.

 

From the guy who post on you'r introduction topic:"Aaahh to many Zephyr icons.... is the invasion of the Zephyr all Warframes RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!

 

Howrewer welcome, now i have to run for my Frost Prime life."

...i think you frogot me,howrewer you've done a great job doing this and for that you have my true appreciation for it.

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Not gonna happen sweetheart, that place is way too messy for me to keep up with.

 

VOLT: Besides, the term fan-fiction seems penny plain, a plebeian's word in the world of theatre.

 

I don't think that has anything to do with theatre Volt, where's Nyx?

 

VOLT: A patient to attend to, and I thought she'd be done with all this.

 

More importantly, where have you two BEEN this whole time?

 

VOLT: Our honeymoon dear, didn't you hear? I pledged my troth to her and she did too last week.

 

Simpler version please.

 

VOLT: We got engaged.

 

Congratulations! I'm sure the wedding was fabulous.

 

VOLT: Grander than the coronation of the Queen.

 

 

(Don't worry, this really is the last bit of WFP I'll be dishing out here, just wanted to clear up this misunderstanding.)

Let this page die out then. No need for further excitement or misunderstandings.

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Behold! The most fitting Youtube video for this thread!

 

 

Damn, I haven't watched that show in ages.

Thanks for bringing back those memories that most probably influenced me in the wrongest of ways.

*cough* ifyagetwadimean *cough*

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necromancy is fun.. for all you who didn't notice... Zephire has been.. busy being an actual ninja... to the posts... go ahead, look when they were updated (the one with alot of large coloured text and the one or more before it)

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