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Would Anyone Like To Gift A Boltor Prime Bp To Me? (Read Below)


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One day Zephyr was flying around in the Orokin Void when a Heavy Gunner appeared. Then another. Then another. Soon there was an army of level 70 Heavy Gunners, spamming their knockdown ability and mindlessly shooting their Gorgons. Zephyr panicked and used Tornado, taking away about 1/20 of their health, doing almost nothing. She used Turbulence, drying up all her energy reserves.

 

"This will do the trick." she said.

 

Unfortunately, the cooldown for the Heavy Gunner's knockdown attack had finished, and once again, Zephyr was caught in a curtain of bullets, helpless, dying. Her unmodded, unleveled Castanas did almost nothing to the Gunners, and soon enough, her bleedout timer was at 15 seconds.

 

Then he came. Shining in gold and black armor, an anonymous Tenno had joined the cell. With a stomp of his feet, all the Heavy Gunners flew into the air, helpless. Then he took out his gun, shiny and exclusive, and massacred the worthless Heavy Gunners, pinning some against the wall. The health bars of the gunners was eradicated almost instantly, leaving nothing but impaled corpses to the walls. He stood over me, green smoke coming out of his hands, and said to me,

 

"Come forth fellow Tenno. Let me start your journey in search of the Boltor Prime."

 

I hopped up, curious of this god-like figure. Suddenly, he handed me a shiny barrel, receiver and stock. 

 

"Take this. Search every part of the Third Tower in Mobile Defense, and find the last part. When you do, you can be a master like me, Tenno. May the RNG gods smile upon you."

 

Then he disappeared into a mysterious space-ship, not saying another word.

 

You could hear the panties drop in the completely empty room.

 

Zephyr started the journey, farming T3 MD over and over again. However, she had angered the RNG gods, and they stubbornly denied giving up the last part- the Boltor Prime blueprint.

 

 

(few months pass)

 

 

 

Zephyr was utterly exhausted, tired but determined. Her powers had grown, and it seemed like the RNG gods had became a little more lenient- giving her the Rhino Prime chassis and systems. But they still would not give up the Boltor Prime Blueprint. But this didn't stop her. The memory of the black and gold figure had been burned into her mind, giving her strength at her weakest moments. She did not falter when other Tenno offered it for ridiculously high prices, and did not cry when RNG gods gifted it upon her friends. But she knew one thing- she would get it soon, no matter what circumstances.

 

To be continued...

 

 

 

Anyone want to help Zephyr get her Boltor Prime BP? She has been working so hard (I've been farming for so long!) And she wants to get it now. Show the RNG gods that they can be overcome! Thanks you for reading!

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The trade had completed. Zephyr leaped from the trade terminal and flew high into the air, shouting "CA CAWWWWW! BOLTOR PRIAAWWW!" Upon landing she grabbed the weapon and sprayed a flurry of bolts into the air.

 

But something happened...Something was different. A wave of sadness suddenly rose over Zephyr.

 

"I didn't earn this. This was just a shortcut. The Gods are teaching me a lesson. What is the point of my existence if this trade market exists? I am worthless." She looked down at her Castanas, and a tear fell down her eye. "I didn't earn this."

 

She detonated every last one of them.

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The trade had completed. Zephyr leaped from the trade terminal and flew high into the air, shouting "CA CAWWWWW! BOLTOR PRIAAWWW!" Upon landing she grabbed the weapon and sprayed a flurry of bolts into the air.

 

But something happened...Something was different. A wave of sadness suddenly rose over Zephyr.

 

"I didn't earn this. This was just a shortcut. The Gods are teaching me a lesson. What is the point of my existence if this trade market exists? I am worthless." She looked down at her Castanas, and a tear fell down her eye. "I didn't earn this."

 

She detonated every last one of them.

RNG doesnt like me man, and people on the trade market offer it for ridiculously high prices.

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gib me bpbp

What. Go farm yo.
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