HappyThanksgivingPilgrim Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 This is my ultimate Warframe joke. It took 999,999 nanospores and 72 hours in the foundry to make. Knock knock.
LukeAura Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Banana.Ooops, I just wasted your nanospores.ba-dum tshYou can't waste nanospores.
HappyThanksgivingPilgrim Posted March 19, 2014 Author Posted March 19, 2014 Banana. Ooops, I just wasted your nanospores. ba-dum tsh You can't waste nanospores. A bittersweet response. Bitter is the nonchalant destruction of my joke. Sweet are teh lulz that were had in said destruction.
(PSN)barnes_almighty Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Oh dear..... Not even going to quote that, forum ban incoming TAKE COVER!!!!
HappyThanksgivingPilgrim Posted March 19, 2014 Author Posted March 19, 2014 Who's there? It's the Grineer. you got it :p
MrStrongSemps Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Oh dear..... Not even going to quote that, forum ban incoming TAKE COVER!!!! haha soon, soon
Babellon Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Hey, lets hurry up and go get that stuff to make those frames we want to build.......it'll only take a "few" runs..<<see what I did there?>>
RazorTip Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) What do you call an airhead Nova that's popular with the male Tenno? A "null star". If the Grineer had a sports competition, what would they call it? Rollerball. What names did the Corpus Crewman give to his proxy companions? Ini, Mini, Miney, and Moa. Why was Ash arrested? He used Smokescreen in a no-smoking area. Why did Frost break up with Ember? He's too cool for her. What happens when two Rhinos decide to do Sumo wrestling? Time stops. What's the one thing Lotus told Vauban not to do to Nova? To put his Vortex in her Wormhole. Why won't Oberon let Nekros into his room? He's afraid he'll Desecrate his Hallowed Grounds. Why did Trinity become a nun? Because she loves Blessing people. How do you derail the Region chatroom in-game? You start making Mod puns. (true story) Edited March 19, 2014 by RazorTip
Illuminatus51 Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 A Tenno walked through a hallway. But there was a light in it.
RazorTip Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 A Tenno walked through a hallway. But there was a light in it. That's a nice one, but it hurts when I laugh...because it's true. Also, edited my post with some more jokes.
Guest Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Also, edited my post with some more jokes. I wish I could upvote those more than once.
Blatantfool Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Oh. Neat. Let me try one. I'd say that joke sure was rare! Rare? Waddaya mean? Well it wasn't medium and you couldn't call it well done either. DO HO HO HO!
Arlayn Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 What's the one thing Lotus told Vauban not to do to Nova? To put his Vortex in her Wormhole. shouldn't it be "not to do with", not "not to do to" kinda ruins it.
Etsoree Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Who's there? It's the Grineer. Predictable but I giggled.
CatScratch Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phorid. Phorid who? Just Phorid.
izzatuw Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 You Jat to be Kitagg'n me. Urghh I should take a Brakk from the forums
BenzinNinJa Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 I think the small resouce gathering drones used to work in agriculture...Why? You ask me. Well, they are ex-tractors.
8bit_Ghost Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 As the title asks, got any good Warframe jokes? I think there's some comedic potential here. Mine here is a bit inappropriate but we're all playing an M rated game, right? Under cut to protect the lying 14 year olds though :p Why is Oberon named the way he is? Because he's in Uranus. Pickup line version: Hey there, did ya know that my favorite frame to play is Oberon? It's because I'm therefore in Uranus.
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