HappyThanksgivingPilgrim Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 This is my ultimate Warframe joke. It took 999,999 nanospores and 72 hours in the foundry to make. Knock knock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Banana.Ooops, I just wasted your nanospores.ba-dum tshYou can't waste nanospores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-.DawnofNSSD.- Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Who's there? It's the Grineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyThanksgivingPilgrim Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 Banana. Ooops, I just wasted your nanospores. ba-dum tsh You can't waste nanospores. A bittersweet response. Bitter is the nonchalant destruction of my joke. Sweet are teh lulz that were had in said destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)barnes_almighty Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Oh dear..... Not even going to quote that, forum ban incoming TAKE COVER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyThanksgivingPilgrim Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 Who's there? It's the Grineer. you got it :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrStrongSemps Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Oh dear..... Not even going to quote that, forum ban incoming TAKE COVER!!!! haha soon, soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babellon Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Hey, lets hurry up and go get that stuff to make those frames we want to build.......it'll only take a "few" runs..<<see what I did there?>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorTip Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) What do you call an airhead Nova that's popular with the male Tenno? A "null star". If the Grineer had a sports competition, what would they call it? Rollerball. What names did the Corpus Crewman give to his proxy companions? Ini, Mini, Miney, and Moa. Why was Ash arrested? He used Smokescreen in a no-smoking area. Why did Frost break up with Ember? He's too cool for her. What happens when two Rhinos decide to do Sumo wrestling? Time stops. What's the one thing Lotus told Vauban not to do to Nova? To put his Vortex in her Wormhole. Why won't Oberon let Nekros into his room? He's afraid he'll Desecrate his Hallowed Grounds. Why did Trinity become a nun? Because she loves Blessing people. How do you derail the Region chatroom in-game? You start making Mod puns. (true story) Edited March 19, 2014 by RazorTip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminatus51 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 A Tenno walked through a hallway. But there was a light in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradoxbomb Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Inb4 "Wanna hear a joke? RNG!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorTip Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 A Tenno walked through a hallway. But there was a light in it. That's a nice one, but it hurts when I laugh...because it's true. Also, edited my post with some more jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Also, edited my post with some more jokes. I wish I could upvote those more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCrabs Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 vulkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Oh. Neat. Let me try one. I'd say that joke sure was rare! Rare? Waddaya mean? Well it wasn't medium and you couldn't call it well done either. DO HO HO HO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 What's the one thing Lotus told Vauban not to do to Nova? To put his Vortex in her Wormhole. shouldn't it be "not to do with", not "not to do to" kinda ruins it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etsoree Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Who's there? It's the Grineer. Predictable but I giggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatScratch Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phorid. Phorid who? Just Phorid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 You Jat to be Kitagg'n me. Urghh I should take a Brakk from the forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulzscha Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Moved to the proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 What do Tenno drink? Tenno Skooma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I think the small resouce gathering drones used to work in agriculture...Why? You ask me. Well, they are ex-tractors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8bit_Ghost Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 As the title asks, got any good Warframe jokes? I think there's some comedic potential here. Mine here is a bit inappropriate but we're all playing an M rated game, right? Under cut to protect the lying 14 year olds though :p Why is Oberon named the way he is? Because he's in Uranus. Pickup line version: Hey there, did ya know that my favorite frame to play is Oberon? It's because I'm therefore in Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoGicMoTion Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Yeah You're mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shut Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Yeah You're mom. Keep his mother out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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