AarkTheDragon Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Microsoft left humanity and became the Corpus, while the rest of humanity set up a unified government that became the Grineer Empire...they fought and fought, and eventually, Apple got tired of it and became the Tenno, renaming Siri "Lotus". Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedan001 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Their MOA's would've had too many bugs to function properly on Microsoft's software therefore, Microsoft died and Corpus is Apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract_The_Pariah Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 No, Valve are Tenno and the Lotus is GabeN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellEnforcer Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Probably the Corpus is Google... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senketsu_ Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 but apple sucks, it more like apple became the corpus who are always producing crappy overpriced tech that the tenno can break easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AarkTheDragon Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 And Google is the Orokin. They got tired of all the S#&$ and left the galaxy all together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AarkTheDragon Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 Wait...wait...wait... no... Lotus is Navi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Darkrai848 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Best topic ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AarkTheDragon Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 Best topic ever... you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noioiy Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 but apple sucks, it more like apple became the corpus who are always producing crappy overpriced tech that the tenno can break easily. i'd accept this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphirya Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 We're Apple? That explains why stuff in the Tenno marketplace is so overpriced... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AarkTheDragon Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 We're Apple? That explains why stuff in the Tenno marketplace is so overpriced... this. @(*()$ this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se05239 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Wouldn't Corpus with EA? I mean, they are about the worst money grabbers in the gaming industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyginos Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Corpus from Apple, Grineer from Microsoft. Orokin a lost flavor of super Linux? Tenno are an advanced offshoot of the reprap project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidaku Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 So wait what are the grineer then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead_Rabbits Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Microsoft left humanity and became the Corpus, while the rest of humanity set up a unified government that became the Grineer Empire...they fought and fought, and eventually, Apple got tired of it and became the Tenno, renaming Siri "Lotus". Yep. If apple became the tenno i would stop playing right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulzscha Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Moved to the proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 And Bing are the Infested cos no one likes em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Infested are Yahoo cause itself grows people who use yahoo rather than other search websites. And the infested grineer is Marissa who is pretty much the leader of all infested including it's counterparts ancient infested and infested corpus and she was once a apart of google which is now grineer because google dominates and becomes more powerful everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGrindItOut Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The Corpus is Blizzard entertainment. Get it? Because all they care about is money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The Corpus is Blizzard entertainment. Get it? Because all they care about is money? Wrong Infinity Ward is Corpus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Atroxium Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 >:C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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