xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Greetings, Tenno, I bring you an all new product and totally not a means to spread the infestation, the Jam 3: Golem of Nutrition! Full of essential vitamins, minerals, pathogens, and resources it has everything you need to be the best little Tenno you can be!Put it on your toast in the morning, put it in your sandwiches, put it in all your meals. Why do you think the Infested were truly guarding Jupiter? For that silly Alad V? He lied to you to attempt to show power, this is the true treasure of the Infested. The Jam 3: Golem of Nutrition. Why 3? It took 3 tries to jam as much nutritious deliciousness into it as possible! Get it now while supplies last, found in the Orokin Derelict and the Infested Formorians there is no connection between the Jam 3 and the Technocyte virus, Infected-Infested is not responsible for any allergic reactions, outbreaks, severe psychosis, callousing of skin, loss of rationality, severe physical alteration, death and reanimation. No need to talk to your doctor before using the Jam 3: Golem of Nutrition Here Tenno, you look hungry, have some Jam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsrintox Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Perfect with a side of nano spores :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaydewalker Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 OMNOMNOM, RHINO BIG BOY NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Absolute. Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 "We are countless. Consume us. Be reborn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 "We are countless. Consume us. Be reborn." W-what are you talking about Tenno? The product is absolutely safe. Shut up! Don't ruin this business venture for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBeeBrain Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Goes great with a side of Cap'n Vor and Greedy Milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 Goes great with a side of Cap'n Vor and Greedy Milk. Yes. And after your long shift fighting evil, cool down with a vor ice! https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/196858-captain-vors-vor-ice-frozen-grineer-treats/?p=2286785 Here Tenno, have a sample... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathMavrik Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 "We are countless. Consume us. Be reborn." Sounds like a perfect quote for a laxative commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 Sounds like a perfect quote for a laxative commercial ... I don't even want to know. Just take your jam and never talk about laxatives ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 GIMME NAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 GIMME NAO Here. Take it. *Shivers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) Here. Take it. *Shivers* *chittering noises* FOOD! "Brothers! We finally have food after twenty millennia!" Edited April 2, 2014 by Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 *chittering noises* FOOD! "Brothers! We finally have food after twenty millennia!" I ask but one thing... why was that pony's foot up the others'... ahem... posterior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I ask but one thing... why was that pony's foot up the others'... ahem... posterior? Nope. She was just holding her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 Nope. She was just holding her. *tilts head to examine it* Her expression would suggest otherwise. Here, have more jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 The Lotus said this stuff is dangerous. *omnomnom* She doesn't know what she's missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 The Lotus said this stuff is dangerous. *omnomnom* She doesn't know what she's missing. She's just a silly little troll Just. A. Troll. Don't listen to her, Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CdG-Chocolate_Cat Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 doood, its totally delishus with between two pieces of Dread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Spread it on some dread with nano smores and some coolant leak, and you have a completely nutritious breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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