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Posted

hold up Tenno, i miscalculated, gimme 5 more minutes.

 

 

poor Lotus needs a Hard Drive and Processor upgrade. very slow to load and gets math wrong every single time.

Posted

That's not a heavy gunner, so why does it have the Gorgon?

closed beta i reckon, while i wasent in the closed beta, i would guess the female grineers were add after a few updates.

Posted

Doing Merrow runs today.

 

Kela is dead, I'm halfway to extraction and then

"Kela has access to explosive weapons bla bla bla DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER, TENNO!"

 

So it seems that even dead she's still dangerous, at least according to our Lady Protip

Posted

The Lotus drinks heavily before every Tenno mission. I'm surprised she's able to articulate as well as she does really...

Hmmm

It actually makes sense

Let's say that she's sitting in front of computer in some Tenno HQ, zeroing a bottle of vodka and just playing random pre-recorded messages.

 

If she was to actually speak to us...

"Tenno, ey, Tenno, I've detuyjf, blargh. Ahhh, nevurmind"

Posted

Well if she is an AI, she may simply be outdated and running on hardware that is starting to show its age. We never get any "Tenoo, pick me up some extra sticks of RAM" missions.

 

 

Or maybe like Cortana from Halo, she's starting to suffer from rampancy. That would explain why half way through a rescue mission, she'll change her mind and tell you to just take out the reactor and just leave, before anyone's rescued the captive.

Posted (edited)

If every mission played the same way every time, Lotus would have spot on delivery that competes with Cortana. Since each mission consists of a very randomized set of tiles and spawns, it's going to probably take DE some time to figure Lotus out.

 

Maybe after they extend Melee 2.0 a few more weeks.

Edited by Grascen
Posted

The VIP is dangerous. Be careful.

But I just killed him!

 

A heavy unit is approaching.

*Ghost town*

 

They spotted you.

Oh, ok. I thought the 50 were shooting at me because they felt a draft.

Posted

"Something's wrong. There's a heavy unit approaching."

(Spots 15 Napalms and 10 Bombards walking through a doorway)

Forget calculations in Mobile Defense, the Lotus can't even COUNT...

Posted

*walks through fire while running away from a horde of bombards and napalms

 

 

 

"tenno be careful of the fire, you could take serious damage"

 

 

 

YA DONT SAY

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