SeargantHaztagazpacho Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 "It's the Grineer." No really? I thought it was Santa and his merry elves!
DeathKoala Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 No wait, it's the Corpus. Definitely the Corpus.
Wallace24 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 lol No wait, it's the Corpus. Definitely the Corpus. classic darvo
DeathKoala Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 You sure? That's not a heavy gunner, so why does it have the Gorgon?
MasterRisto Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Tenno, I have detected a large force headed your way... its the Grineer.HO-LEE-SHEET, how u kno dis Lotus?<3 you Rebecca
(PSN)The_Moustache Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 "It's the Grineer." Well, yeah, it is. I checked the faction when I looked at the node. It'd be nice if you could tell me when they invade the Derelicts.
KatanaWielder Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 (edited) But the Grineer have santa! http://yuikami-da.deviantart.com/art/Warframe-Why-Grineer-Don-t-Cerebrate-X-Mas-420695619?q=gallery%3Ayuikami-da%2F4497008&qo=9 And if you think about it, the green lancers might pass as elves. Edited April 3, 2014 by KatanaWielder
omgitskarla Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 **Getting shot by 20 enemies** Lotus: They've spotted you. Me: YOU THINK?!
taiiat Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 hold up Tenno, i miscalculated, gimme 5 more minutes. poor Lotus needs a Hard Drive and Processor upgrade. very slow to load and gets math wrong every single time.
BloodKitten Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 That's not a heavy gunner, so why does it have the Gorgon? closed beta i reckon, while i wasent in the closed beta, i would guess the female grineers were add after a few updates.
SeargantHaztagazpacho Posted April 3, 2014 Author Posted April 3, 2014 Love ya Lotus-chan <3 Lotus chan?
Morwyn Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 *already at extraction "Good job taking down the VIP"
Siekier Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Doing Merrow runs today. Kela is dead, I'm halfway to extraction and then "Kela has access to explosive weapons bla bla bla DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER, TENNO!" So it seems that even dead she's still dangerous, at least according to our Lady Protip
ToeSama Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 The Lotus drinks heavily before every Tenno mission. I'm surprised she's able to articulate as well as she does really...
Siekier Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 The Lotus drinks heavily before every Tenno mission. I'm surprised she's able to articulate as well as she does really... Hmmm It actually makes sense Let's say that she's sitting in front of computer in some Tenno HQ, zeroing a bottle of vodka and just playing random pre-recorded messages. If she was to actually speak to us... "Tenno, ey, Tenno, I've detuyjf, blargh. Ahhh, nevurmind"
Ryme Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Well if she is an AI, she may simply be outdated and running on hardware that is starting to show its age. We never get any "Tenoo, pick me up some extra sticks of RAM" missions. Or maybe like Cortana from Halo, she's starting to suffer from rampancy. That would explain why half way through a rescue mission, she'll change her mind and tell you to just take out the reactor and just leave, before anyone's rescued the captive.
Chupacabra Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 "There's a heavy unit approaching" *Bombard appears 2 ft infront of you from behind a box, slams you to ground* "Thank Lotus."
Grascen Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) If every mission played the same way every time, Lotus would have spot on delivery that competes with Cortana. Since each mission consists of a very randomized set of tiles and spawns, it's going to probably take DE some time to figure Lotus out. Maybe after they extend Melee 2.0 a few more weeks. Edited April 4, 2014 by Grascen
Rennagade Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 Lets not forget the classic. "Stay away from the fire"
Finn_and_Jake01 Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 The VIP is dangerous. Be careful. But I just killed him! A heavy unit is approaching. *Ghost town* They spotted you. Oh, ok. I thought the 50 were shooting at me because they felt a draft.
CrimsonPorpoise Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 "Thirty Seconds Left" during Survivals, when Life Support is still at 70%. I suppose it's a bug, but it doesn't make it any less scary or annoying.
Fat_Nom Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 "Something's wrong. There's a heavy unit approaching."(Spots 15 Napalms and 10 Bombards walking through a doorway)Forget calculations in Mobile Defense, the Lotus can't even COUNT...
ENDER357 Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 *walks through fire while running away from a horde of bombards and napalms "tenno be careful of the fire, you could take serious damage" YA DONT SAY
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