[Had A Nerd Moment] Fresh Excalibur Of Sednair

[SeargantHaztagazpacho]

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Sednair

 

In west Mount Everest born and raised

In defense was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out shootin' slicin' all cool

And all shootin some Grineer outside of Baal

When a couple of Tenno who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little Conclave and Lotus got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your Ember and Rhino in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she potato'd my Warframes and sent me on my way

She gave me a Soma and then she gave me my Kittag.

I put my Detron on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad

Absorbing energy out of a Orokin glass.

Is this what the Tenno of Sedna living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Sednair

 

Well, the dropship landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a Stalker standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get captured yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

 

I whistled for a ship and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had Catalyst in the mirror

If anything I could say that this ship was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Sednair'

 

I pulled up to the mission about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the crewman 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To grind for Xp as the Prince of Sednair

Edited April 8, 2014 by SeargantHaztagazpacho

[Jag272]

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Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Sednair

 

In west Mount Everest born and raised

In defense was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out shootin' slicin' all cool

And all shootin some Grineer outside of Baal

When a couple of Tenno who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little Conclave and Lotus got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your Ember and Rhino in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she potato'd my Warframes and sent me on my way

She gave me a Soma and then she gave me my Kittag.

I put my Detron on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad

Absorbing energy out of a Orokin glass.

Is this what the Tenno of Sedna living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Sednair

 

Well, the dropship landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a Stalker standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get captured yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

 

I whistled for a ship and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had Catalyst in the mirror

If anything I could say that this ship was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Sednair'

 

I pulled up to the mission about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the crewman 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To grind for Xp as the Prince of Sednair

[Tulzscha]

Moved to the proper section.

[Tali]

fine texts you have there

btw i like your name and reminds me of this

[Spikey844]

Not often we get poetry here, good work.