Archwizard Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I had a sudden stroke of inspiration to write a glorious song about today’s Update when I woke up yesterday morning. I immediately lost it when I got to my computer, so instead you get whatever this is. It was written over the course of about 16 hours of me sadistically grinning at the sheer panic I imagine occurs in the DE offices on an Update day. I’d make a comment about them pulling out their hair, but… Well, Geoff’s is always immaculate. Perhaps as a consolation prize for my failure, we might hear a rendition of this in Megan’s angelic voice on some unlikely future Prime Time? (Anna’s a redhead, Megan’s a redhead, clearly it’s a conspiracy leading up to this anyway.) Plus, this happened, so it’s not like Reb is allowed out of a potential duet. And now, Whatever This Is, to the tune of Frozen’s “For the First Time in Forever”: Players My forma is ready, ‘tatos too A foundry full of gold and blue Who knew I had eight MILLION Nano Spores? For a year I’ve played as a ninja Why fight without katanas? Finally they’re starting up Clan Wars! There’ll be aggressive, bat-faced llamas It’ll be totally strange But wow, am I so ready for this change! ‘Cuz for the first time in forever, Zoren’ll be more than just for flight! For the fight time in forever I won’t be sleeping through the night… Don’t know Hydroid’s “water” or “pirate” But he’s somewhere in that zone! And for the first time in forever… I’ll wield the Sword Alone! (spoken) Like I said, unless I’m using Zorens. Or Glaive. Or Hate, Bo, Nami Skyla… Oh, hey, where can I find Vay Hek? Tonight, imagine me blades and all Gracefully running ‘cross the walls The picture of a PSYCHOPATH FROM SPACE! I suddenly see him standing there A grotesque android, loud and scared I really wanna shoot him in the face! And then we loot and kill all evening Which is totally… mundane At least I won’t research ‘Frame parts for days! For the first time in forever There’ll be magic, there’ll be fun! For the first time in forever My kills won’t always be from guns! And I know it’s totally crazy To dream of Davy Jones But for the first time in forever My reward screen’s not a joke! Devs Don’t push it out, don’t let them see Valkyr’s not done, the rest’ll have to be Debug, don’t slug, pick up the pace… If it’s not perfect, everyone will rage! But today is the last day Today is the last day It’s agony to wait It’s agony to wait! Tell Red Text, “Start hyping up… the base!” The base! For the first time in forever Don’t push it out, don’t let them see I’m getting what I’ve wanted so Valkyr’s not done, the rest’ll have to be The long-awaited Water frame Debug A patch for Melee Two-Point-O! Debug, don’t slug, don’t make it late! The hype train crashes tomorrow So it has to be today! ‘Cuz for the first time in forever… For the first time in forever… Today is update day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtakuTom1992 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I enjoyed it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-dicht.ThanksFrost- Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Jack Sparrow gif +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) Kinda wish someone Froze my brain after that one.Nah just kidding, this was beautiful and excellently written.So when does Disney make the movie? Edited April 9, 2014 by LukeAura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senparos Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) That was fantastic, give this guy a cookie and a +1 Edited April 9, 2014 by Senparos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elydir Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I laughed, I cried... it moved me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Keiji_Haku Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Epicness +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Already wrote a sequel. Ember: Hey Frost? Do you wanna build a snowma- *Ice Wave* Frost: [size=4]No.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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