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Whenever I get lucky in the game (get all detron parts in two harvester encounters, win a forma from the login rewards) I get really unlucky the next day in general (burn my hand on the stove, get an epilepsy attack, etc.) for some reason. It's a pattern.

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I'm going to find you in-game and give you like, 1000 plat. 

 

See if you get hit by a bus or eaten alive by a bear, or something.

 

'course we'll never know if you die. Maybe I'll start with a 200 plat gift, so you can come back and tell us how bad your wounds are. Then we'll fine tune it from there.

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I'm going to find you in-game and give you like, 1000 plat. 

 

See if you get hit by a bus or eaten alive by a bear, or something.

 

'course we'll never know if you die. Maybe I'll start with a 200 plat gift, so you can come back and tell us how bad your wounds are. Then we'll fine tune it from there.

 

Assuming I have the money tax, sure.

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Assuming I have the money tax, sure.

 

Then again... wouldn't it be better to do it the other way?

 

Give ME 200 plat and see if you don't get laid. Or give me 1,000 and then go buy some lottery tickets.

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Then again... wouldn't it be better to do it the other way?

 

Give ME 200 plat and see if you don't get laid. Or give me 1,000 and then go buy some lottery tickets.

I don't have remaining plat.

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I don't have remaining plat.

 

I see how that would be a problem, since a prostitute is probably cheaper unless you have a coupon.

 

Do prostitutes have coupons?

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I see how that would be a problem, since a prostitute is probably cheaper unless you have a coupon.

 

Do prostitutes have coupons?

Bundles, I guess.

 

"Screw her, and you can screw her, her and her! Also, avail now for a free STD!"

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