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Posted

Dear corpus,

 

I know it is all about profits so I have a deal for you. Instead of offering us Tenno one fieldron I would see in your best intrest to give us two or even three fieldrons at a time. The grenieer graciously give me three injectors so why not you? It would greatly boost your influence in the system and we could get along better.

 

 

 

With much Profit

~n0lyfe

Posted

Dear corpus,

 

I know it is all about profits so I have a deal for you. Instead of offering us Tenno one fieldron I would see in your best intrest to give us two or even three fieldrons at a time. The grenieer graciously give me three injectors so why not you? It would greatly boost your influence in the system and we could get along better.

 

 

 

With much Profit

~n0lyfe

are you crazy, and what wipe the grineer from the star chart. its already bad enough.

Posted

are you crazy, and what wipe the grineer from the star chart. its already bad enough.

 

see it is all part of the plan.

 

We will then go to the grenieer and get them to give us more c: Like those grieneer chainsaw blades.

Posted

"Corpus-Tenno Relations officer"

 

 

Dear Tenno,

 

 

Why should you receive more fieldron out of our supply when it's inevitable that you'll fight for us to provoke The Dog's Death Squad to hunt you down? While our Resource Management team would gladly enjoy swaying your favour to support us, the Grineer dog's have already done that for us. But we do continue and ask you for your continue patronage.

 

With much Profit

 

~Dahla-Bill

Posted

"Corpus-Tenno Relations officer"

 

 

Dear Tenno,

 

 

Why should you receive more fieldron out of our supply when it's inevitable that you'll fight for us to provoke The Dog's Death Squad to hunt you down? While our Resource Management team would gladly enjoy swaying your favour to support us, the Grineer dog's have already done that for us. But we do continue and ask you for your continue patronage.

 

With much Profit

 

~Dahla-Bill

+1000000000 for Dahla-Bill

Posted

are you crazy, and what wipe the grineer from the star chart. its already bad enough.

 

 

Shh... let it happen. 

 

 

 

#SupportCorpus2014

Posted

Love seeing my clanmates be big dummies.

 

Anyways, I already stole all the Fieldron from the Corpus' stocks. Why, you ask? Because it takes that much to build a single damn Helios, and I still came up a few short. So yeah, we definitely won't be getting much more in the near future, if any.

Posted (edited)

Shh... let it happen. 

 

 

 

#SupportCorpus2014

i'm with you on this. the corpus have better technology, and that means better battle pay. so yeah, we should let it happen.

Edited by Anixeraeth
Posted

i already built all the greniier weapons and have injectors left over.

 

It would be nice of the corpus would give me more fieldrons :(

 

I would gladly fight for them more if they did.

Posted

Dear Tenno and Corpus,

 

It has coom to me attention, that something fishay is goin on here. If you will works for the Corpus, then we will raise tha price on our payments.

On one condition. I hear some of you call us Grineer Dogs. The others have no problem with that but... I want to be a cat. Why can't you just call me Grinner cat? Please consider this deal Tenno, it will help you and the Grinner at the same time...

 

And as for you Corpus. Stap stealin me costumarz!

 

Yours truly,

-Kitty

 

P.S: TENNO SKUUM!

Posted

"Corpus-Tenno Relations officer"

 

 

Dear Tenno,

 

 

Why should you receive more fieldron out of our supply when it's inevitable that you'll fight for us to provoke The Dog's Death Squad to hunt you down? While our Resource Management team would gladly enjoy swaying your favour to support us, the Grineer dog's have already done that for us. But we do continue and ask you for your continue patronage.

 

With much Profit

 

~Dahla-Bill

 

I lost it at Dahla-Bill... You sir... have made me giggle more than I should have.

Posted

"Corpus-Tenno Relations officer"

 

 

Dear Tenno,

 

 

Why should you receive more fieldron out of our supply when it's inevitable that you'll fight for us to provoke The Dog's Death Squad to hunt you down? While our Resource Management team would gladly enjoy swaying your favour to support us, the Grineer dog's have already done that for us. But we do continue and ask you for your continue patronage.

 

With much Profit

 

~Dahla-Bill

Dear random corpus officer guy

 

Because it will help us in our efforts of killing Alad again.

 

With much grinding of bones...

 

From yours truly, that guy that single handedly killed more grineer than you will ever see in your life time.

 

P.S. because I killed that many off

Posted

One thing to know about the Corpus, they are a very, very greedy group of people... I mean, robotics.

Greedy, but they do have personal objectives as well. Such as Frohd seeing it in his heart to give us resources so we can build weapons to kill Alad V. again...

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