cloudyDev Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you with my mirror shield, firing your attempt to assassinate back at you! Ha ha! Victory! *Gets assassinated* EDIT: Its late so right now so yeah, logic isn't really working in my brain right now. Edited June 18, 2014 by DeceptionBlade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you with a spoon... Why you might ask?... BECAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE! THAT'S WHY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I assassinate Xicio by combining glitter glue, argon crystals, and duck tape in a pot of hot lava to make a SwagorillaFrame appear and beat the crap out of you... With the crap it beats out of you. Well played, GG. Now i has no revives *leaves the game circle and activates safety bubble to protect himself from anything and spectates from bubble* Edited June 18, 2014 by Xicio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shreiko Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assasinate you with RNG activated death blow with the power of a thousand suns. Upon failing to kill you with that, I drive a really long thing metal-spike through your ear canal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I shall assassinate thee with 2 free tickets to a JB concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) -Wraps OptimumBow up in ducktape and covers him in bbq sauce and bacon and drops him into a nest of carnivorous bacon craving ants- (yes ducktape not duct tape ok?, have you ever said duct tape as one word? no, try it and see where i'm coming from) Edited June 18, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assasinate you with RNG activated death blow with the power of a thousand suns. Upon failing to kill you with that, I drive a really long thing metal-spike through your ear canal. Both assassination attempts bounce off the bubble and go to genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Both assassination attempts bounce off the bubble and go to genthis -Loads the Xicio-Bubble into a grineer torpedo launcher and fires him/her into the nearest blackhole- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 -Loads the Xicio-Bubble into a grineer torpedo launcher and fires him/her into the nearest blackhole- WEEEEEEEEE *black hole leads into an alternate dimension with rainbows and unicorns and glittler, lots and lots of glitter* Glitter! YAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by throwing into into a quasar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by licking you to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by throwing a panda at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I kill BeeOverlord with SCP-198. (I suggest caution looking it up, I couldn't sleep for a few nights because of it.) EDIT: Its not a screamer, trust me. Edited June 18, 2014 by qwurty566 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I kill you by changing your name to QWERTY, thus turning you into an inanimate keyboard, and therefore, dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ELIT3_EXP3RT-01 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by making you watch Tear Jerker's Film... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by casually pushing you into traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by sending you to a North Korean prison camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxonion Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by making you watch MLP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by doing what you did to your victim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by activating invisibility, sneaking up behind you, and failing to execute a stealth attack anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assassinate you by using my milkshake powers to drown you in an incredibly tasty milkshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I assissinate you by shipping you to the backwoods/mountains of Maine, where you die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I assassinate you by showing you u14 two weeks before it's released Godspeed :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_Fox75 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 i assassinate you by making you converse with Stephen Hawking till the end of time where earth is consumed by a black hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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