Ghost333 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) I assassinate everyone who even thinks about coming to this thread using Mavor, Scathis, Yolona Oss and Salem-class Destroyer spam.Edit: forgot to mention the T3 Omni-Sensor and Spy Planes Edited June 21, 2014 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Person above assassinated by me releasing. "I am Panis Cupcake. And I will eat... *points at person* You" *rape face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Person above was executed by forming an avenger group consisting of the stalker, harvester and grustrags to smash his warframe to a puddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetSlayer Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 TRSS assassinated with great regret. A clean cut to the back of his knee with my Nikana. A beheading shortly after.His frost was at peace, watching the blizzard engulfing the grand mountains... of the corpus outpost on Pluto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutcastWolf Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 NetSlayer got slayed murdered in cold blood thanks to a rogue Dethcube due to his impeccable description of a Teeno crime scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 I assassinate you by making you watch teletubies for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I refer to my last assassination and release hell in the form of sheer unbridled overkill (regarding pinpoint accurate and rapid fire, but inaccurate artillery barrages, nuclear launch barrages and Spiderboat hordes) upon Agent_Maine and Revel72 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I left you a small den of Kubrows in your future player ship. Feral Kubrows, of course, since the nice ones aren't out yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kappatalist Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I assassinate you by selecting your mission node, traversing through several familiar rooms of grunts, viewing a cutscene featuring you, melting you with superior firepower, and heading to extraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I get Javik to take care of the Kubrows and retreat to my invincible fortress of invincible'ness in Gentleman's Reef, where I launch several nukes at Kappatalist and OptimumBow0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I assassinate you by slowly shoving a sword down your mouth till it comes out of your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkjackal_2031 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I assassinate Agent_Maine by gutting him alive with a fish hook, and then strangling him with his own innards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I assassinate Darkjackal by colouring him in a light colour so more animals see him/her and eat him/her %) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MageMeat Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I assassinate you by calling upon the power of Booben, Bonedaddy and the Random Number God! You are now smitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I assassinate you by dropping a piano on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 I assassinate you by framing you for cheating on Captain Vor, thus Yuikami kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you by backfiring your assassination attempt by showing evidence and proof of your little scheme.. And thus yuikami kills you.. Edited June 23, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I assassinate you by throwing you between Halfvor's halfs. That energy must be pretty deadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate you by asking the RNG god to annoy the hell out of you with randomness all the way to your death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate you by building Halleys on the planet you are on and launching it at a tiny moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate you by replacing your food with Surstromming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate you using a Tank Rush consisting of Mammoth Tanks and Apocalypse Tanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate you with throwing cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImmortalHotDog Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate myself from overpleasing myself. I assassinated myself because murder is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I assassinate everyone by building a ship larger than the galaxy and destroying the quasar in the middle with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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