infrno40 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you by thinking for so long about how to assassinate you and you die of hunger. I assassinate you by creating a time paradox because he would die of thirst before of hunger.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you by nerfing every single warframe to the ground while you die of sadness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you by throwing you into a plot hole near Cauldron Lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you by throwing you into a plot hole near Cauldron Lake. I assassinate you by locking you in a room (that is completely indestructible from the inside) with an old history teacher with a monotone voice who is reciting all known history in chronological order..... ps: this might take a while...... Edited July 2, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you by locking you in a room (that is completely indestructible from the inside) with an old history teacher with a monotone voice who is reciting all known history in chronological order..... ps: this might take a while...... I refer to my previous assassination where I pretty much made myself a godlike entity by weaving myself into the fabric of reality, as such, I simply create a key out of perceived nothingness (or door, if there isn't one) and leave the room, at which point I assassinate you by turning you into a sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) I refer to my previous assassination where I pretty much made myself a godlike entity by weaving myself into the fabric of reality, as such, I simply create a key out of perceived nothingness (or door, if there isn't one) and leave the room, at which point I assassinate you by turning you into a sun. I Assassinate you by giving you major sunburn and all the skin related diseases imaginable while the radiation of my new found form strips you of all your godlike abilities by ripping you out of the fabric of reality.... Edited July 2, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 By ripping me out of the fabric of reality, you commit suicide by causing a rip in the fabric of reality to appear near you, thus removing you from ever existing and re-instating me as a godlike entity, thus undoing everything.And thus, I assassinate you by turning you into a sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 By turning me into a Sun you allow me to create an Avatar of utter badassness. That avatar creates a time distortion field around me allowing me to age at an extremely accelerated rate. In a matter of moments i explode destroying the field and taking apart anything in the solar system. The survivors are left to fend against a black hole the size of the entire solar system combined. And thus i assassinate you by either dying by super nova, or being sucked into a black hole. Your choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I am still woven into the fabric of reality. Since you assassi-hold on a minute, you aren't the same guy!I assassinate you by throwing you into the SchrodingersKitteh sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I am still woven into the fabric of reality. Since you assassi-hold on a minute, you aren't the same guy! I assassinate you by throwing you into the SchrodingersKitteh sun. That was too fun a chain to intterupt. And for the record i assassinate you by dropping a Meteor on your head. And not the one you think with... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virt Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you by eating you. Yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you by switch teleporting you into the SchrodingersKitteh Sun, thus escaping the attack on my life and creating the Virtual_Sunomaly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quan256 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you by traveling back in time and performing vasectomy surgery on your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you by changing the name of the Quib Quib to Iktomi, and get Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Iktomi to kill you using overwhelming ship-grade firepower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Kawaii4U Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you by smashing a toy robot in your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I assassinate you with a Prova. (What game is that?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpath514 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I assassinate you with a sword to the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePododo Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I assassinate you by... MAKING YOU SOLID HA WE CAN SEE YOU NOW "GHOST" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I assassinate you by selling warframe to ubisoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 I assassinate you by getting shrek to attack you for being in his swamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I assassinate everyone at once by throwing you all into a game of Planetary Annihilation and crashing a planet into your planet so I can have it to myself.AALLLLL THE PLANETS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I assassinate you by time travelling and killing your great*10^63 grandparent. On your father's time, except on the mother's every (2x+1) time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you by using my reality-warping powers to sic Hircine onto you. Edited July 4, 2014 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpath514 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I assassinate you with a bear hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I assassinate you with a Bear that gives hugs with spiked bracers on its arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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