Auramaru Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) The game is pretty simple. The first person puts something into the vending machine and presses one of the many buttons in the hopes for something valuable to come out of the magical vending thingy-majigger. The next person, using their powerful (or lackluster) imagination, tells you what you got out of it! The buttons aren't labelled because blame Rebecca. It's a game. Play along, or don't... your choice. So I'll start by shoving a bunch of spare change and an old sock into the machine. (Or a coin of a generic universal currency) Edited June 18, 2014 by Auramau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FrostByte- Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billthebetta Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 what? I think it's trying to communicate a point about RNG. Still not sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syzodia Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 So I'll start by shoving a bunch of spare change and an old sock into the machine. (Or a coin of a generic universal currency) And out pops the same sock, but filled to the brim with a white fluid that could only be explained by the sap of the orokin trees (or *something else*). In exchange, I insert a corpus cipher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaman1994 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Out pops a corpus cipher. I insert a $3 bill (American). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auramaru Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 Out pops a corpus cipher. I insert a $3 bill (American). The vending machine rumbles wildly and begins to spit out loads of platinum. I stuff a pack of crayons into the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The vending machine rumbles wildly and begins to spit out loads of platinum. I stuff a pack of crayons into the machine. The vending machine spits out many glittery stuffed animals I insert a glittery plushie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The Vending Machine Spits out a Vampire from Twilight... (should I kill it?) I insert the Almighty RNGesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachles Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The vending machine spits out many glittery stuffed animals I insert a glittery plushie. The vending machine spit at me. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auramaru Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 The Vending Machine Spits out a Vampire from Twilight... (should I kill it?) I insert the Almighty RNGesus! RNGesus comes back out of the Vending Machine holding an assortment of valuable items: jewelry, money, and even keys to a new car. I gently slide a chocolate chip cookie into the Vending Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightNeet Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The Vending Machine Spits out a Vampire from Twilight... (should I kill it?) I insert the Almighty RNGesus! the machine spits out all prime gear blue prints. I put in 150 plat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 the machine spit out 50% platinum discount (yeeee :/) i put in my Helios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobose Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 the machine spits out all prime gear blue prints. I put in 150 plat The Machine spits me out. I put in a greek token. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizarreFetalChimpanzee Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Congratulations, you got a trojan! *stuffs in a grenade* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 and the machive gave you this musical video i put in a bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auramaru Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 Out comes a STACK of bacon I put in a portal gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) you (made the machine) created a black-hole that rip out space time continuous luckly the bacon you just gave me is enough to block the black-hole, which save human from total extinction i put in a thump up :D Edited June 18, 2014 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 it spits out a funny gif... I put in a loaded gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxonion Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This vending machine sucks...... paper. I insert a stick of dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 the machine poop out a pile of smoke and broke *5 day later* i put in a Turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syzodia Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Michelangelo pops out and NUN-CHUKKU'S your sorry codpiece. I then insert what's left over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaman1994 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 The machine gives you a piece of paper. Printed on it is the text transcript of the latest thread on General Discussion. I insert a Prova Vandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 it spits out hate. I insert love.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizarreFetalChimpanzee Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 It rejects you with a side of friendzone. I insert a loaf of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syzodia Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 And out pops out toast with greedy milk. I insert Trinity's lobskirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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