qwurty566 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 And you get a toy toy tank. I insert a live lancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniumV Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 You get swallowed up by a Geyser of Grineer Sawmen, and carried off to space. I insert Captain Diomedes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Out comes archimedes. I insert PWE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes Origin.I insert a beach ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes a blender full of sand, sunscreen, and chlorine. I put in 50 plat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 pop out a nob Tenno just join Warframe for about 15 minute i put in a chill pill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes the Rage thread.I set the machine to 'Very Fine' again instead of 1:1 and insert another chill pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) Out pops a chill pill +3 with +50% crit chance....... Inserts the cool side of a pillow, a fresh duvet smelling of summer fruits, greenday (the whole band) and Lion-O. (would have been Mumm-Ra but I accidentally killed him when I put those nasty and filthy bandages into the washing machine) Edited July 3, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The machine is still on 'Very Fine' and out comes a cube that when touched causes the user to instantly feel rejuvenated (as if they had woken up after a good nights sleep), smell faintly of oranges, and continually hum either the Thundercats theme (had to use Google to draw the link between this and Lion-O. Never heard of that show) or any song by Greenday. *SCP status pending.*Denied. G-3 Request.I insert the Imperfect fabricant.(image link for anyone who has never completed Morrowind: Tribunal. Spoilers for those who have never completed Morrowind: Tribunal) http://images.uesp.net/f/f4/TR-creature-Imperfect.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes plain air. I insert Hardline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) ((I thought it was a vending machine, not SCP-914)) and you get a punchline. I set the machine to "Fine" and insert SCP-682 Edited July 3, 2014 by qwurty566 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) Out pops SCP-409.....i will just leave this here for the next person....... -sets the machine to double fine- Slips Queen, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath and the Complete collection of My Little Ponies (no i don't nor ever will watch anything to do with ponies) into the Vending Machine. Edited July 3, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrobedude Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 A picture of Rhino Prime in a speedo with a pornstache pops out. I set the machine to TRIPLE fine and insert the abomination that just came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) -walks past the vending machine and is surprised by a teleporting SCP-1924- http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1924 -violently tosses ketchup, mustard on Spectrobedude and wraps them in a hotdog bun and tosses them into the vending machine closely followed by the super bowl winners of the last 30 years and finally joined by mily cyrus- -then runs away very very fast- Edited July 3, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 i turn the dial on the macine's warframe settings to *mighty fine booty* i then insert valkyer, nova, banshee and ember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 -walks past the vending machine and is surprised by a teleporting SCP-1924- http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1924 -violently tosses ketchup, mustard on Spectrobedude and wraps them in a hotdog bun and tosses them into the vending machine closely followed by the super bowl winners of the last 30 years and finally joined by mily cyrus- -then runs away very very fast- Out comes a mutilated football. I put in a turquoise shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes a mutilated football. I put in a turquoise shirt. Out pops a ball of yarn and a scottish folds kitteh....-takes home confused kitteh- -puts a week old hawaiian pizza, an old bottle of pepsi, 2 new copies of pc gamer and a kilt into the vending machine- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes Shiva of the East. MORE LIKE SHIVA THE DECEASED GET GOOD SCRUB WHAT RINGS YOU GOT, *@##$?! I go behind the Vending machine and cut it open, and then insert a 3D Printer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 later i come and remove the 3d printer and replace it with a rng mechinisem i then insert a bowl of chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 the machine spread out free flu for everyone, FLU FOR YOU, FLU FOR ME, EVERYONE GET A FLU. i put in a Pie with PIE FLAVOR (epic guilta solo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes the pi symbol. I insert update 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) -takes update 50 and sells it to DE- -inserts my left foot, a £2 coin and a lint covered candy from the bottom corner of my pocket- Edited July 3, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out comes a 5 pound (as in the currency, if anyone gets confused) note.I reset the dial to 'very fine' and insert Malicious Raptor, Gleaming Talon and Tranquil Cleave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Out pops a teletubbie, the pink ranger and a half eaten bagel.... Quickly shoves the above items back into the vending machine and runs away screaming like a school girl..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Out comes a Weapon module that fits on anything: melee, primary weapon, sidearm, etc, that allows Primary weapons to use an underslung grenade launcher (even on a Penta), secondaries to have an extra 100% damage, Melee weapons to use any set of melee combos that the user wishes and a polarity that changes to match whatever the stance/aura slot is.Additionally: on Warframes, it has the effect of four Energy Siphons, Rejuvenations, Damage increase auras and Enemy Radar.(Why did it work the second time? because of the theory of Magnificent Bacon the Old Watcher and Magnificent Bastard)I insert a strip of bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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