OptimumBow0 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 You get a bacon strip. I put in a bucket of wood dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Out comes a Weapon module that fits on anything: melee, primary weapon, sidearm, etc, that allows Primary weapons to use an underslung grenade launcher (even on a Penta), secondaries to have an extra 100% damage, Melee weapons to use any set of melee combos that the user wishes and a polarity that changes to match whatever the stance/aura slot is. Additionally: on Warframes, it has the effect of four Energy Siphons, Rejuvenations, Damage increase auras and Enemy Radar. (Why did it work the second time? because of the theory of Magnificent Bacon the Old Watcher and Magnificent Bastard) I insert a strip of bacon. Off topic here, but is it wrong that I read that with a hurried voice and a sense of urgency leading it to sound absolutely magnificent in my head, kinda like when you have the hero in a film doing the narrative while rushing to an important plot twist or something? Edit:Curse you OptimumBow....anyways.... -out pops a triple XXXXXXXL bacon, tomato and cheese sammich which i quickly and carfully eat- (tastes kinda woody though) -slips tony the tiger, the kellogs chicken and wheeto's mad professor into the vending machine before turning the dial down to the 'divide by 0' setting and hiding behind the couch to watch the results.- Edited July 4, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Off topic reply: Eh, I don't mind. Too busy playing Morrowind.The machine shoots a laser at you and spits the mascots back out.I turn the dial back to 'Very Fine' and insert an access card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Out comes a broken sword I reset the machine back to normal, break the option to choose, and insert dust. Both the character and the stuff everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Out comes sand.I insert another access card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Out pops a ps3, ps2, ps1 and a sega saturn together with a tangerine. (why a tangerine you ask, because, simply because....) Puts a dreamcast, snes, nes, genesis and an n64 with complete collections of each formats games into the vending machine...... (would have also added a 32x and a sega cd, but the ones I have died long long ago) Edited July 4, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Out pops a WiiU with SSBB2 (lucky.) I insert the coupon section of the newspaper and the receipt for 2 pounds of blueberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Out pops 5 winning lottery tickets for consecutive weeks and a pack of 6 blueberry muffins. Puts in a pack of cheese strings, an old work boot, half a Stetson and Clint Eastwoods right ear. Edited July 4, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Out comes a copy of 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly' and a box of cheese-flavored popcorn. I insert yet another access card (damnit RNG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) Out comes 2 access cards, one yellow and the other blue (just need a red one now 10 points for the person who get the reference)........ Walks around the back of the vendor and slips SCP-2060 into the maintenance port (it's bigger ok) and then walks round to the front and presses the button for a can of pepsi and slips a can of lilt in through the exit flap where the can of pepsi appeared from. Edited July 5, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (Is it DOOM?)The vending machine eats you.I insert a bottle of dishwashing liquid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) You get SCP-001 I insert [DATA REDACTED]. Edited July 5, 2014 by qwurty566 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 You get [Data Expunged]I insert SCP-001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Several SCP personnel come out and terminate you for causing numerous containment breaches. I insert an empty soda can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 out pops a grineer making odd "naughty" ragdoll poses i fix the dials and put it on "mighty fine" and insert a few female characters a stalker and captain vor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 You get the G3. I insert Marshal, Carter and Dark ltd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Out comes Nobody.I insert a Chaos Insurgency member(Yikes, guess we hooked this thread on the SCP foundation.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 and you get a D class who is armed with a banana that shoots bullets. I insert a Crewman and a Lancer into the vending machine. (Lets move it back to warframe so people can understand what we're talking about.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Detecting an unknown entity coming out of the vending machine, and heading towards the next poster...It's an SCP-......no wait it's Darvo, definitely Darvo...... Inserts the Corpus Board of Directors, the Sentients and the Twin Queens..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Out comes admiral vor...Wait...Captain now I insert loki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Out comes the RNG... I insert the RNG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) Out comes bo prime I insert DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Edited July 5, 2014 by Warriorrogue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Out comes a paper with the words IDKFA and IDDQD inscribed on it.I insert the BFG9000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 out comes Small.Wimpy.Gun I insert SCP-999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Out pops Rhinos codpiece...... Puts Rhinos codpeice together with Rhino primes codpiece and volts codpiece and the complete collection of playboy and playgirl into the vendor and sets the dial to 'double fine'...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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