SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 out pops the Rabbit of Caerbannog that scares the **** outta me before it escapes the immediate area......(sorry) Put's in the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch after counting to 3, no more, no less......then runs like the $&*^in's outta there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Out it comes with the ability to teleport immediately to you, and to delay the fuse. Goodbye! I insert the kitty remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) Out it comes with the ability to teleport immediately to you, and to delay the fuse. Goodbye! I insert the kitty remains. off topic again: now you have gone and broken my box, that's just soooo unfair...... passing on the vending machine this time for the next poster. Edited July 10, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OvrTehBottm Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 out pops a three legged hairless toothless kitten Inserts said kitten in a sealed cardboard box that contains a radiation source, a vial of poison, and radiation sensitive switch wired to a device to shatter the vial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Out comes boomer Bile i insert a Smoker (L4D2) and a charger (WF) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 And you get Francis, who is appropriately wielding a Hate. I insert 950 platinum and Alad's corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Out comes The payday crew will all your plat I insert Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Out comes a posse of cowboys. I put in a dinghy, the LOTR Trilogy, and a LEGO brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Out comes a Lego Legolas with a Lego Lass I insert a bionicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 out pops a monocle...... inserts the monocle, a tall top hat and a bowl of tuna.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) out pops *inserts a toenail* Edited July 10, 2014 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Out comes a clone of you.I insert ALL the memes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Out pops a very large image. I put in a pound of C4, a gently used sock, and a toothbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drejzer Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Out comes a Redeemer (UT weapon) I put in Hayden's Glaive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 And you get a baby lancer. I insert Mobius 1 from AC04. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drejzer Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 you got: a stone I put baby lancer back into the machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) Out comes a baby Ruk I insert nothing Edited July 11, 2014 by pattonsguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Out pops something. I put in some toenail clippings and a toilet seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Out comes an empty toilet paper roll. I insert a jetpack, excalibro, broberon, and booben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 You get a Flying Super Bounce. A bounce so super that it needs some bold + italic font to get its point across. I put in a pencil sharpener and a bungee cord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 out pops a piece of paper with 'page 1' followed by 'do not feed.......' on it Feels a bungie cord wrap around my ankles before the vending machine eats me....... followed by a gust of wind the turns the aforementioned page over to display 'page 2' followed by 'the vending machine pencil sharpeners and bungie cords or you will be next'. ..........well thanks Optimumbow you managed to pull a double off with your vending machine entry..........yeah....thanks :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I kick the machine in the gears until it spits SchrodingersKitteh outI throw a keg of mouthwash into the machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 And you get a tube of toothpaste. I insert a Valkyr, Loki and multiple clones of Alad V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Out comes a pile of wet flesh, a jacket made out of credits and a note saying "We may be awhile. Can you send in some supplies?"I insert fifteen of he following: Full HP powerups, HP Restore Panels, Energy Restore Panels, Ammo Restore Panels, Shield Restore Panels, Cosmic Specters and Codex Scanners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drejzer Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 It spits out a broken Skana I insert adult Ruk's head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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