BluberryKnoob Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 It spits out a broken Skana I insert adult Ruk's head And out comes a note saying "This tastes disgusting. No more of this: I insert The Whole Republic of Wadiya and a giant robotic dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Out comes a Sacha Baron Cohen movie involving robots. I insert the unused common sense of adventurers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Out comes pennies. Lots and lots of pennies. Who's going to use all these common cents? I put in some yet-to-be-cooked spaghetti, half a sweat band, and some Swedish Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Out comes a muppet speaking in a very broken dialect. He then hits you over the head with a wooden spoon.I insert music, lights, make-up, costumes and string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) out pops a Spandau Ballet: Greatest Hits CD...... Quickly shoves said Cd back into the vending machine together with all the One Hit wonders that ever existed and will ever exist. Edit: and who says reinstalling win7 upgrading to 8 then 8.1 followed by all the updates was a small endeavor never did it themselves..... Edited July 13, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Out comes a destroyed disk.I insert Nostalgia, Awesomeness and a beret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkness222 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 out comes a paintbrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 seeing as Darkness222 forgot to put something into the vending machine.... -sneaks up behind Darkness222 and shoves him into the vending machine together with my offering of some bacon, eggs and tomato and some toast, together with a fresh cuppa tea and a bowl of breakfast cereal- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) Out comes a British Aristocrat with an Australian accent.I insert a 6-pack of 4X Gold.Elaboration: XXXX (or 4X) Gold is a popular in Queensland, Australia. Edited July 13, 2014 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Out comes a note saying "A popular what"(Beer?) I INSERT AN ANGRY MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) out comes Taz the tasmainian devil...... i insert bugs bunny, daffy duck, elmer fudd and an angry genie.... Edited July 13, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Out comes phenominal cosmic power! With itty bitty living space. I insert a Kubrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 out comes Simba.... I put into the vending machine Warriorrogue, a punnet of strawberries, some fresh cookie dough, half a pound of fudge and a Sunday dinner with Eddie Murphy's family..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 out pops elmer fudd in blood i jump into the machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Out comes you separated from all the pocket lint that was in your pants at the time.I insert Beardframe in to the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Out comes a note saying "A popular what"(Beer?) -snip- Damnit, forgot to put that in. Sorry, I think faster than I type. Out comes 5 million razor blades I insert Excalibur's shoe. Out comes Nyx's sock I insert another 6-pack of 4X Gold (Beer!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietcanary Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 out comes steve I put steve back in the machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 out comes a pack of 5 disposable razers.......used and completely blunted..... -sets the dials to rough- Puts in 4 Jeff Goldblum's, 3 Col. Sanders, 2 used crash test dummies and a partridge in a pear tree...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Out comes a large pile of wet flesh, a pile of unwoven cloth, thread and leather, a pile of woodchips, a pile of feathers and a pile of mulch.I insert a pile of money. (Sets dial to 'very fine') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 out comes a duck billed platypus with the ability to switch teleport peoples beards between different people..... -sets the dials to super double fine- put in a copy of Time Magazine, Lady Gaga (lets face it she needs some serious help), the entire ghostbusters team and 3 and a half tonnes on smores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimahn Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 outcomes the answer to everything, and a small cloud of short term memory eraser, in that order. since the instructions feel unclear, i should insert something peculiar in the machine, but i will not. instead, i put a half goat (the good half, with horns), a chromed shaker, and a canoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Out comes a kettle I insert an alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 You get captured by the CIA I insert a black hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 out pops a ghostbuster i insert serious sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 You recieve a silly sam I insert a DERebbeca (or at least try to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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