qwurty566 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 And you get a shot-up pilot. I insert a lancer who knows the meaning of life and a crewman who knows how to turn a sphere inside-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Out comes an infested. I insert the horror sam created on that thread she made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You get Warframe Rule 34 I insert the Blue Screen of Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Out comes a bucket of tears with a dash of despair. I put in a hydrophobic piece of copper, a shoelace, and the pizza delivery man who didn't just stop by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You get a mess of protons, neutrons, and electrons I insert another vending machine into the vending machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 -seeing as that was done to death the vending machine got sick and spat out all the duplicate vending machines people fed into it- -sets the dials to rough and inserts the WoW community, waits a while, than sets the dials back to fine and inserts the Warframe community, CoH community and a jar of Nutella- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluberryKnoob Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 **First, I fix the vending machine as it is a little beaten up** -seeing as that was done to death the vending machine got sick and spat out all the duplicate vending machines people fed into it- -sets the dials to rough and inserts the WoW community, waits a while, than sets the dials back to fine and inserts the Warframe community, CoH community and a jar of Nutella- Out comes a 10 year old COD player whining about unfair deaths and exploits. I quickly shove him back into the machine with a pirate copy of GTA V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auramaru Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 **First, I fix the vending machine as it is a little beaten up** Out comes a 10 year old COD player whining about unfair deaths and exploits. I quickly shove him back into the machine with a pirate copy of GTA V And out pops a grown man who knows a little too much about how street gangs work and has an unsettling interest in performing heists. I put a few credits and a crappy kubrow mod into the vending machine before pushing all the buttons and making a run for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Out comes the same mod, but it's 3 ranks higher. I put in an Xbox controller, some PVC pipes, and a helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 The Traveler comes out at high speeds, directly at you. I insert some air, and press three random buttons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Out comes a potato.... literally a potato. Going to have french fries after this. I insert my wallet. Don't get your hopes up there's no money in it Pushing buttons A1, D2, C5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Out comes an authentic $100 bill made from intricately woven leather strips. I insert a VCR, my summer math homework, and a miniature train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 You get a Test paper where you got 0/100 marks because all you wrote on it was "Wolololo" I insert the most whiny game community and the nicest game community into the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 out comes a odd community i insert a dead thread into the machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 And you get a living string. I insert multiple 1s, 9s and crewmen into the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 off-topic:did i revive this thread a little bit? out comes.......a warframe fan fiction i insert a hotdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Out comes a Banana with the note: Stare someone in the eye while eating. I put in Pink shorts, a boomerang, and a Golden Ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Out comes a sourpunch candy. (sorry i'm sleepy) I insert some orokin candy o3o Edited August 9, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 And you get stalker who kills you for stealing his candy. I insert stalker, harvester and G3 into the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToyoCoyote Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) The machine makes some sort of rather forboding noise for a few moments before abruptly stopping. Suddenly Nicholas Cage pops out and walks off with a Hate Prime I insert a ancient disruptor Edited August 9, 2014 by ToyoCoyote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Out comes a Scorpion.I insert a Toxic Ancient, a Venomous Ancient Eximus, Energy Drain Chargers and Nightmare Mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 you get flappy bird (cry about it) i insert i wanna be the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Out comes a floating tree made of blocks. (Minecraft anyone?) I put in 1 million EV mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 the machine broke so hard that the thread died i hop into the machine and teleport away with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwapplephobia Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Your body and soul is transformed back into a perfect replica of the thread, which I am replying to right now. The machine follows its master and settles down in this thread. I dump a few shock camo skins into the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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