Xamuswing Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) This was semi inspired when reading this: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/255645-no-but-seriously-guys/ If you hate fake stories, stop reading. You have been warned. The Train.avi >Update 13 burned out at least 80% >2 devstreams build the hypetrain >Veteran players complain about not getting everything the way they want it >stfu.jpeg >megathread formed >Wait >Wait >wait >Some cookies and cream released >Burned through about 2 weeks >hypetrain continues to go in circles until update >hotfix >wait >wait >wait >hotfix (?) >hotfixing hotfix >Wait >HUMP DAY >highlights video releases soon before update >OMG SO SEXY >wait >wait >comes at 11:59pm est >excitement in the ship, feels like the dojo only small >Thinks the map looks kinda bad >Lookin' at quest >got bored of 2 or 3 but fine overall >kubrows SO FLUFFY >go on forums to laugh at off topic >sees feedback and general discussion Is Update 14 the worst update? >wat >read through first 2 paragraphs getting the "worst update ever?" vibe >leaves >goes to something with "really DE?" >goes to tl;dr >yep >it wasn't really THAT bad, in fact, wasn't even bad. >DE gives players choice in new system >Players mess up everything >Blame DE :| seriously? SERIOUSLY? HOW IS IT DE's FAULT IF YOU CAUSED IT??? (Remember Ceres invasion protest?) >Veterans hate game and leave >New players don't care, they're jerks 80% of the time. >Hate player base, leave >We all return 4 days later because they want to keep playing regardless of unmet hype >I return cause new stuff and always love events >continue to laugh at offtopic and yuikami's fan stuff >Warframe is good when the veterans aren't complaining Moral / TL;DR Don't over hype yourself to be disappointed and angry when something doesn't go your way. DE can't read your mind, and its difficult as all to satisfy everyone. Change something and people will get mad regardless, like with the new mod system added all the back in Update 7, but it was ultimately changed for the better. Edited July 1, 2014 by Letter13 careful with that language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DudeManThingDude Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) People are such llamas. Agreed. Edited July 1, 2014 by Letter13 language, keep it clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingStars Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 DE can't read your mind WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Sounds about right. Xamu, you should probably proofread your posts next time to make sure there isn't any inappropriate language! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydroFreeze1998 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 If you hate fake stories, stop reading. You have been warned. Well this isn't entirely fake...I mean, it's true, but I guess you're saying we shouldn't expect update 14 to come out, cause that's what the last hype train did. Then it got burned. But honestly, I hope it comes out. I expect 13.10 (I don't want it but I'll expect it...) to be here tomorrow, but I really hope update 14 arrives. Otherwise, this'll be The Train.avi all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-Sama Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I tee-heed at the oh my goshery of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcl_Blue Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I like you, and your post. Your post is good, and you should feel good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazrim Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 This needs to be sticked. 10/10 will read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampirePirate Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Nothing fake about this interpretation. I can't stop laughing. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinoriDysnomia Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Best. Post. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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