123Olympian Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Ogreon was a simple shrekframe. He liked bathing in is muddy swamp, ingesting Corpus remains (he much preferred them over that of the mass produced Grineer), and engaging in other ogre stuff. Such was the life of Ogreon, until one day there was a knock on the door. “Fer crying outlaud what is ye want from lassieh?” He opens the door and is greeted by Booben, a friend of his with a color scheme similar to a donkey’s as he is a bit of an- *interuption by Ogreon* “Booben, what’re ye doing here?” Booben steps aside to reveal a small grineer unit. “Look what I found! Ain't he just cute?” Orgreon is confused. “Ew get that ugie thing...out of mah swamp!.” The grineer responds, “ Speak for yourself. Ahem, I’ve come with news regarding you and your property Mr.Ogreon. My superiors wanted you to know that you might have to relocate in the near future.” “This is mah swamp, why would I need to leave this land?” Ogreon responds. The little soldier straightens himself and holds his chest forward. “We are in the process of cleansing this forest -” “It’s a swamp” Orgreon adds. “... This swamp, and that at the rate we’re progressing, you and your neighbors will be “consumed” by our operation unless you find elsewhere to live. They stand there staring at each other intently while Booben stands in the middle, smiling with enthusiasm. “Really lassieh! Vel, tell em leader of yours to find some other swamp to come invade, as it’s not going to be mine,” said Ogreon with a force of intimidation against the grineer in his voice. The grineer flied back like the scientist who threw butter out the window to see a butterfly, sliding in a mud bath until crashing into a trunk. Swifter than a raingun MOA, the grineer ran off into brush saying, “Bye-bye, mister american pie, drive the poison into the swamp, but they just don’t die...” Soon after the grineer left, Sexysayrn ran and said to Ogreon, “Do you realize what you have just done!?!” Ogreon replied without care, saying he did not care for the lumps of cloned flesh. “Why would you not care!?! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GIANT PARTY MAN!?!?! Then.... there could be giant BALLS EVERYWHERE!?! GRINDING ON THE ceiling as they would obiously be discoballs. I make balls, BALLS EVERYWHERE MAN.” Sometimes I wonder about Booben, thought Sexysayrn. Later Ogreon, Booben, and Sexysayrn went off to Sexysayrn’s house to go and watch some netflix. “Wutche wrong wit ye netflux, why ye no fin eh gud onions!?!”Ogreon threw the remote at the tv, yet Booben caught it with Bastille. >Booben was in the kitchen, looking around for food, then he wandered into the hallway closet. >He came-and a sexysent filled his nostrils and it was from the closet. >He opened the closet, finding a paddle and furry handcuffs. Booben ran to the living room, yelling, [iNCOMING TRANSMISSION COMING FROM THE FLATSCREEN TV] Lotus:Tenno, I have a mission for you, you must-” “HEY SEXYSAYRN WHY DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF PINK FURRY CHETTA HANDCUFFS AND A PADDLE WITH MY COLOR PLATE AND MY NAME ON IT” SexySayrn shoots Misama, detroying the paddle and furry handcuffs. “WHAT PINK FURRY HANDCUFFS AND PADDLE THAT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT,”Sexysayrn yelled. Lotus:Why Sayrn. “No reason ma'am....”Said Sexysayrn swiftly. TO BE CONTINUED ________________________________________________________________________ Soon to be covered view. Lotus transmits message to ogreon and booben offering a stick wraith as a prize for destroying the machine that is transmitting poison around the swamp. They later destroy the machine, leading up to an all-out fight with Vay Drek. OR Ogreon and Friends go and fight PW for their very EXISTENCE. Go vote on the thread give me feedback and more! Notes from our characters! SEE YE LATER LASSIEHS! COEM AN SEE OUR NEXT RUN! -0gr30n See y'all later folks! ~BOOB3N See you all later, "come" to our next show soon. ~Love Sayrn <3 Lotus:Tenno please disband, our next show will be soon, return later and vote.
123Olympian Posted July 2, 2014 Author Posted July 2, 2014 shrek is love shrek is life It is not ogre, it is never ogre.
Archistopheles Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 10/10 Did not read the first time, wouldn't read again
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 10/10 Did not read the first time, wouldn't read again Archistopheles is drek.
Archistopheles Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Archistopheles is drek. I don't know what that means :c
123Olympian Posted July 2, 2014 Author Posted July 2, 2014 I don't know what that means :c Soon...soon...
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 I don't know what that means :c rubbish; trash. "this so-called art is pure dreck"
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