ConsummateVs Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Bastille Day, the international celebration of our lord and saviour Booben, is almost over. Let us pass on the last hour of this holiest of holidays, with some words of praise. Oh Lord Booben, thrower of balls Bless us here your lowly servants And give us great cheer As you suck all the resources into your vortex And create large piles of health orbs With your cheerful pet imp Nekros: Your most loyal servant of all. Oh Holy Lord Booben, imprisoned forever We will rescue you from the dark lord RNGesus Liberated from the false god Your holy components secured Your throne yours once more, and your holy crown Lord Booben, King of Crowd Control, Champion of Many Balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khazlol Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 i guess nyx is the queen of crowd control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Teslas? You got it wrong. It should be Bastilles everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xethier Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 dark lord RNGesus... lmfao this just made my evening, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I forma'd him to celebrate the occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROSING Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 The Marquis de Vauban (whom the frame was named after) was born in early may, aren't you missing the mark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConsummateVs Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 The Marquis de Vauban (whom the frame was named after) was born in early may, aren't you missing the mark? This is not the true french way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 This is not the true french way. Oui Oui bageutte eiffel tower I apologize to anyone offended. Actually, no. I don't. It's a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hack.G.U..Haseo Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Bastille Day, the international celebration of our lord and saviour Booben, is almost over. Let us pass on the last hour of this holiest of holidays, with some words of praise. Oh Lord Booben, thrower of balls Bless us here your lowly servants And give us great cheer As you suck all the resources into your vortex And create large piles of health orbs With your cheerful pet imp Nekros: Your most loyal servant of all. Oh Holy Lord Booben, imprisoned forever We will rescue you from the dark lord RNGesus Liberated from the false god Your holy components secured Your throne yours once more, and your holy crown Lord Booben, King of Crowd Control, Champion of Many Balls. where is the -1 buttom?.... teslas everywhere? booben ._. Teslas? You got it wrong. It should be Bastilles everywhere. You got the +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConsummateVs Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 Oui Oui bageutte eiffel tower I apologize to anyone offended. Actually, no. I don't. It's a joke. honhonhon hon je suis un tres grande pomme de terre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 where is the -1 buttom?.... teslas everywhere? booben ._. Do not do that, my friend. After all, this is a fun thread, so no need for bashing members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Bobtm0 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 While that poem-like thing is indeed quite gnarly I prefer something a bit more... odd. "and my balls are always Bounce-ing, and my Bastille always full, and Vortex pulls and pulls again. If your name is on the Bounce list, no one can take you higher, everybody says I've got great balls of lightning." - AC/DC, Big Balls (sort of) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConsummateVs Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 where is the -1 buttom?.... teslas everywhere? booben ._. There's your -1 buttoms. Click them all you want, you can't stop me. No one can stop me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Wait. Is this our new Warframe holiday? Was this a thing last year? Either way, hon hon hon sacre bleu disconnect from le E.U. because-ay le Frenchness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVEOX Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Is it Official? or do we just claim any day as something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noble_Cactus Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Needs more Bounce. Is it Official? or do we just claim any day as something? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 LOL I belive in Lord loki, and you believe in Lord Booben, soooooo, is warframe religion becoming a thing now guys? Lokiism and Boobinanity, whats next? Excalislam? Rhinoism? I believe we should make the warframe bible my friends, THE BIBLEFRAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DanteVincent Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Is it Official? or do we just claim any day as something? July 14th is just as important to french people as the 4th of july is to americans or the 5 de mayo to mexican ppl, they celebrate the fall of the bastille, the apex of french revolution. Bastille being one of vauban's skill is the origin of this joke. lol Edited July 15, 2014 by (PS4)DanteVincent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConsummateVs Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 LOL I belive in Lord loki, and you believe in Lord Booben, soooooo, is warframe religion becoming a thing now guys? Lokiism and Boobinanity, whats next? Excalislam? Rhinoism? I believe we should make the warframe bible my friends, THE BIBLEFRAME! The next time mormons start preaching jesus at me on the side of the freeway (not joking, mormons are crazy in my town) I'm just going to start preaching Warframe at them. This will definitely let me recruit enough tenno to get all the rewards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulzscha Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Moved to the proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GStonez Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Moved to the proper section. The Gold Dragon speaks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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