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I was only 9 years old

I loved DE so much, I had all the warframes and exclusives

I pray to DE every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given

"DE is love" I say, "DE is life"

My Dad hears me and calls me a "Nerd"

I know he was just jealous of my devotion to DE

I called him a "Hater"

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I'm crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and its really cold

A warmth is moving toward me

I feel something touch me

Its DE

I am so happy

They whisper in my ear "Soon™"

They grab me with their powerful Developer hands and put me on my computer chair

I'm ready

I spread my wallet for DE

They suck out my cash

It hurts so much but I do it for DE

I can feel my money draining as my eyes start to water

I give keep giving them more

I want to please DE

They E-mail a mighty E-mail as they fill my account with platinum

My Dad walks in

DE looks him straight in the eye and says, "Transaction complete"

DE leaves through my window

DE is love, DE is life

`by sasoka spread the word O_O

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