[Song] Patch Times

[Yezzik]

It was inevitable.

 

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Everybody download

Everybody download

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

 

If you were here 'bout a year ago

Vor's Prize was teased but we didn't know

What it was gonna be

Or when it would be live

But now it's on my drive

Everybody download

 

First thing I see on load, is a brand new login screen

It's finally that time, this is Update 14

Just let me get my quest on

Hey, hey, hey

Starter mods for fusion

Hey, hey, hey

A guaranteed Serration

 

And that's why I'm gon' take it real slow

I know you'll rush it

I know you'll rush it

I know you'll rush it

Cause it might go!

Can't let it get Vaulted

Or development halted

So you've full-on assaulted

I love these patch times

I know you'll rush it

I know you'll rush it

I know you'll rush it

Cause you're a gamer

The way you're playin'

Content that's stayin'

Y'know what I'm sayin'

Everybody download

 

Got my own spaceship and

Spacedog at my right hand

Buildin' up to fight Vor

Darvo helps me out 'cause I'm poor

I'm just a tenno

Hey, hey, hey

With a starting Lato

Hey, hey, hey

Want the Mk-1 Bo

Hey, hey, hey

 

I got a problem though, the ship A.I. is insane

It contradicts itself, like it's got a second brain

Just let me get my kubrow

Hey, hey, hey

And feed it po-ta-to

Hey, hey, hey

So my dog clone army grows

Hey, hey, hey

 

And that's why I'm gon' grind some Argon

I know they won't drop

I know they won't drop

I know they won't drop

When I want them!

Gotta get this quest done

Before they Argon

My God that's a bad pun

Everybody download

I love these patch times

I know you'll love it

I love them times

I know you'll love it

I love them times

I know you'll love it

Cause we've got story!

Now it's completed

And Vor's defeated

Content depleted

 

One thing I ask, DE

Want the same again 'cross all I can see

Got a whole starmap full of places

Lotta people as well, but they're just faces

So make 'em do stuff and give us more

And that's the easy way to get to write more lore

Game on, 'til we've got nothing left to do

Get all the mods and the weapons too

And get what we need to max 'em out

Forma what you plan to wave about

Then there's PvP, and while it's not for me

It's just the sorta change that I wanna see

So I'll just do my thing

And leave it to the ones who care to win

Lotsa hotfixes, there was a lot to mend

Crazy boss scaling brought about my end

 

Play the game, how you, want to

Repair your liset, your liset

Need a kubrow vet!

 

Bought something to heal, my dog's integrity

Decaying DNA, it's a liability, uh huh

 

No more newb taxi

Hey, hey, hey

Pluto's locked for thee

Hey, hey, hey

Best play properly

 

I always wanted a kubrow

(Everybody download)

I want to ride it

I want to ride it

I want to ride it

She's a good girl

Fuzzball is a Huras

Foes she will harass

And knock 'em on their @$$

I love these patch times

(Everybody download)

You know we'll play it

You know we'll rush it

You know we'll clear it

And then we'll want more!

The way we're playin'

Content that's stayin'

Y'know what I'm sayin'

 

Everybody download

Everybody download

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Edited July 25, 2014 by Yezzik

[BelieverZ]

Now, all we need is a warframe music video.

 

Nice, lyrics :D

[Yezzik]

I'm afraid a music video would be way beyond my means. :P