Phoenix86 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, the first time you go asleep they eat your braaain! I wish i could eat some french fries now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, the first time you go asleep they eat your braaain! I wish i could eat some french fries now WHY DO YOU THINK I WISH TO BE A NECROMANCER ? SILLY YOU and granted, my zombie give u what u want but u forgot to give it Tip, so itgone mad and...BEAT THE HELL OUT OF U....(not killing, i know what i doing) :D i wish for a fire-breathing-house with a raider on it (im his leader BTW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted. The raider turns out to be a Starscream and backstabbs you. I wish Doforcash would stop making such complicated wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) Granted, I not anymore, AND U JUST RUIN MY CHILDHOOD (don't u guy make complicated wish too?) i wish i got a Talking Taco that can tell cool joke :D Edited May 28, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted. It refuses to tell jokes. I wish I had an edible taco right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poisonkyuubi Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Granted, but the taco turned into a man eating taco and ate you as lunch. I wish I had tacos & burritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conest Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted, but the taco turned into a man eating taco and ate you as lunch. I wish I had tacos & burritos Sure there all yours. But you will not be able to digest them but you wont stop eating causing you to edventuly either throw them up or explod. I whish my lucky number was 69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 LOL 69....I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE :D granted, but 70% human (100% Foutian-teller and soccerer) population think you are compleate reatarted (no hurt-felling) i wish i had a dragon that breath FIRE, but after 5 second FIRE turn into PURE GOLD (AND NO TRAITOR SINCE I BRAIN WASH HIM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted, but the fire still in said dragon's mouth also turns to gold, locking his jaws and ultimately causing him to die of starvation and/or thirst. Also, since the gold is fused to the dragon's mouth, you can't actually take it and sell it. So you lose! I wish I was WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. You are wrong about everything, even being wrong about being right.I wish for the key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantestsuken Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. But it doesn't open anything you'll ever need to be opened. I wish that Forma was removed as a Dojo's crafting component. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted, but it's replaced with assembled Vauban Warframes. I wish I everybody got time fo' 'dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantestsuken Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. But dat will no longer be the thing you must do. So in the end you got time fo' dat that is not dat. I wish for a cure for cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. It's kept secret, locked away from the world... I wish Monster Hunter Online would be released internationaly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantestsuken Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. But the devs screw big time and it becomes a bad title, like 3/10 would not play. I wish for Warframe to have a campaign mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted, but it sucks. I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantestsuken Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. But your wish will be to wish what you wish, making it a loop. There will be no way of getting out. I wish to be a pretty girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 granted, and depend too: If u are a Boy, u have to sascrifile something (IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN) to the dark overlord If u are a girl, u will become not interest in any Love relasionship and become a nuns for the good lord :D I wish we can pick up wepon that we kill from enemy (such as Corpus magical wand) give it to Sensitel and let him kill enemy with that wepon (with a small amout of time:D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Granted. It only ever wants to pick up runner weapons, and so explodes all the time. I wish my Dethcube's gun would hit 30 already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Granted. It always glitches so it dosen't do any damage i wish for Sausage (Please grant this wish without any negative effect) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Granted. Nothing ever goes wrong for you ever again, but because of that, everyone hates you for being so lucky. I wish this wish would be corrupted twice, uncorrupted three times, un- or normally corrupted based on the results of a coin toss, then corrupted or not based on the rules of Paranoia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 sue...Granted, here's your imaginary sausage, good luck eating it in Reality i wish for a digital BACON (hmmm... digital flavor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 You don't get your wish answered because I am irked at you. I wish you'd answer my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 granted, i'am doing it and here's my answer : " RASIST SCUM LIKE YOU ARE NO WOTHY TO LIVE RATHER TO HAVE A WISH >:D" (this is only a joke if u did get mad, GET OVER IT) i wish for a Tank that shoot Pizza slice and make people have a paper-cut (what? it's haveto hurt somehow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Granted. It can only shoot you. I wish I knew what the f*** was going on when Stanley Kubrick directed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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