OverlordMcGeek Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Granted, she now has a backstory involving rape. I wish for a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Granted, but this motorcycle is used, with a long history of accidents and repairs shall cost you more than a brand new motorcycle would. Should'a asked for the Carfax. I wish for the ability to time travel at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, you become the TARDIS. I wish hard difficulty was more difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, you now do no damage and has 1 health point... also enemies does 1k damage I wish for Shogun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, you now do no damage and has 1 health point... also enemies does 1k damage I wish for Shogun 3 Dangit, you made it easier!Granted, you get Shadow Fight 2. I wish for Batman Arkham Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, i present to you! The god-awful PC port I wish for better made PC ports Edited July 18, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted but you got a single USB-C port. And all computers became MacBooks. What have you done. I wish I had an invisible blue unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, but it glows bright pink when cloaked I wish for a C-14 Impaler Gauss Rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it's only on paper I wish for a ninja Edit: because I can... Edited July 18, 2015 by (PS4)Madkiller2580 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Wish granted but the ninja killed you in your sleep. I wish I could divide my problems by 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, but the universe get's destroyed in the process.. I wish for the previous wish to not have been granted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennPhoton Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, but then the ninja that was supposed to kill you gets fired from his ninja agency because he could not meet his quota. He then gets really depressed and decides to go on a rampage throughout downtown New York. 100,325,175 people were killed, more than $75 trillion was lost in damages, and the ninja is still at large. I wish I could have a drink with the Lotus and ask her why she keeps asking me to kill entire armies everyday... It's starting to feel a bit pointless now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted but she ends up having a bad fever on the day I wish for DE to take over Spiral Knights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, nobody plays it anymore. I wish RNGesus was less cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, RNGesus gives everyone an ash prime set except for you... I wish I had Lobster Prime.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, RNGesus gives everyone an ash prime set except for you... I wish I had Lobster Prime.. That's not what I had in mind, ;~;Granted, everyone gets Lobster Prime except for you. I wish cephalon Suda wasn't evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I wish cephalon Suda wasn't evil. She's not you dirty Hookr Granted, Cephalon Suda is now so noice, that she's everyone's savior I wish it didn't take ash to spell trASH :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, now it takes Suda to spell trash. I wish Baro wasn't such a greedy son of a biotch. Edited July 18, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, now it takes Suda to spell trash. You have just crossed the line.. You have now made me want to go to sleep..I saw nothing..... Granted, Baro no longer give weapons and mods..now he give us ducats for free.. I wish it took ash to spell trash once more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, it takes Suda to spell trash once again. I wish I won't get hate from saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, no one hates you for that "I wish I won't get hate from saying that." I wish Rng will never give TheVerdict ash prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, I will get Ash Prime......someday. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but someday. I wish for Ash Prime parts to fall out of the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, however you suffer from severe head damage due to said parts hitting your head I wish for Steel Meridian to forge an alliance with Cephalon Suda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, Steel Miridian assassinates Suda right after they forged the alliance. I wish for Red Veil to forge an alliance with Arbiters of Hexis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, only if TheVerdict and all those who oppose us dies.. I wish for red veil scum to disappear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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