Ghost333 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Granted, but the food ended up poisoned by a Grineer and your company was sued I wish that this wish had no corrupted effect :D Granted, but Murphy comes along and screws something up. I wish for and Orokin Reactor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Granted, you sign a contract that gives you an Orokin Reactor as a complimentary gift for adopting an adorable Grineer Roller that glomps your face each morning. I wish I could enjoy apple pie and a cup of tea with Councillor Vay Hek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbgunsling Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) I wish to become a magical girl. AND SO IT BEGINS. also, Granted, but you can't understand a word of what Vay Hek is saying because you don't understand grineer. Edited April 16, 2013 by Mbgunsling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 you have to wish for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I wish to become a magical girl. Granted, but you lose your head, forget to keep a cool head, get in ahead of yourself and head into battle foolishly, losing your uh, head to one of Dr Seuss's pets as a result. I wish to work in a Grineer kitchen for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I wish to work in a Grineer kitchen for a day. Granted, but you will be the main ingredient. I wish I could turn corrupted wishes into good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 granted but since I am the Op I kick you out for not following the rules :D I wish this game had some kind of pvp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 granted. but then people hack, people rage at you. and alot of other bad stuff people do in other PvP games, therefore you then hate and leave warframe I wish we could get alert missiosn as stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I wish we could get alert missiosn as stalker Granted, but all people will just disconnect as soon as a stalker appears. I wish I'd be a vengeful spirit haunting the OP for all eternity :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 granted I suck you into a vacuum cleaner and start poking you with a stick . I wish that I don't have to wish for anything . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Granted, you are now suffering from major depressive disorder making you apathetic - rejecting all feelings and the need for anything. I wish I were a sentient black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Granted, and you eat everything and anything including your favourite pet Infested Charger. In despair, you consume yourself and divide by zero. I wish I could find packed lunches made by Lotus left in storage containers when I break them out in the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Granted, but they turned out poisend and you die from eating them I wish i can't be eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I wish i had a stunlock immunity mod Granted, but now your mobility is drastically decreased so you're slower than a turtle in a 80ft deep tar-pit, and you can only go on infested missions heavily populated with ancient infested. But it's okay: they can't stunlock you now... lol I wish for Lycanthropy( there's never any downside to that). ball's in your court other posters.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Granted, and you eat everything and anything including your favourite pet Infested Charger. In despair, you consume yourself and divide by zero. Okay, you win. lol +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I wish i can't be eaten Granted. You, and no one else can be eaten. You die from hunger, as you run out of food. Your carcass rots and withers, but can never be decompose, as no insects or animals can process your biomass. You are the end of the circle of life, dooming our planet to be devoid of life as soon as the last non-decompasable entity has died. I wish for Lycanthropy. Granted. The CDC takes you in and you suffer for the rest of your life, with experiments conducted until you perish. Since there is no moonlight under the Nevada desert, you never turn - but the scientist torture you with UV light and silver cutlery. __ I wish I could solve any problem, satisfactory for any party I care for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclecticDragon Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Granted, but from now on every problem presented to you could be solved by a 5 year old. I wish I better at using GIMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelsjager Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Granted, but from now on every problem presented to you could be solved by a 5 year old. I wish I better at using GIMP. Granted, but you're only good at it while wearing a gimp mask. I wish I were omnipotent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Granted, but from now on every problem presented to you could be solved by a 5 year old. Where's the corruption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Granted, wheres is the corruption, but the corruption now hides in your bed sheets I wish for Unicorns. You can't corrupt THOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I wish for Unicorns. You can't corrupt THOSE Granted. You are now corrupted with a unicorn allergy. I wish for the ability to teleport anywhere I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 granted, but you teleport into a volcano by mistake and die i wish i couldnt be eaten :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Granted, but someone just stabs you. Because... idk, they like stabbing stuff. I wish to be corruption-proof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Granted. You, and no one else can be eaten. You die from hunger, as you run out of food. Your carcass rots and withers, but can never be decompose, as no insects or animals can process your biomass. You are the end of the circle of life, dooming our planet to be devoid of life as soon as the last non-decompasable entity has died. Granted. The CDC takes you in and you suffer for the rest of your life, with experiments conducted until you perish. Since there is no moonlight under the Nevada desert, you never turn - but the scientist torture you with UV light and silver cutlery. __ I wish I could solve any problem, satisfactory for any party I care for. CURSE YOU Ced23Ric! *waves fist at the sky* Granted, however you're prone to make costly bad decisions. The party you support (unbeknownst to you only) planned to use the knowledge you provided to blow up mercury and reverse it's pull from the sun to the Earth's gravitation pull which thereby become displaced causing a a heavy loss of oxygen -most notably in your general vicinity- killing all life on one half of the planet but not before the chunks of mercury crash through the hemisphere and completely decimate the planet. I wish all war in the universe to be fought like a team-deathmatch in Tribes:Ascend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Granted, but someone just stabs you. Because... idk, they like stabbing stuff. I wish to be corruption-proof Granted. unfortunately everyone you know, love and hold dear are not, and become half-infested slaves who are commanded to act and parasitic breeder(even the males) that attack anyone else on site and assimilate them to produce more infested and they eventually seek you out, gang attack you, knock you out and use your uncorruptible flesh as sustenance and evolve a heavy resistance Tenno gunfire from digesting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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