Ghost333 Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Granted, but Murphy comes along and screws something up. I wish for and Orokin Reactor Granted, you sign a contract that gives you an Orokin Reactor as a complimentary gift for adopting an adorable Grineer Roller that glomps your face each morning. Holy hell, my wish came true! Without the roller for some reason. *Sadface* Sine manjaro didn't wish for anything, I'll pick up. I wish for 1000 of every resource in game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Holy hell, my wish came true! Without the roller for some reason. *Sadface* Sine manjaro didn't wish for anything, I'll pick up. I wish for 1000 of every resource in game. I'm afraid your little Roller ran away from you because you were a terrible owner =( Granted, you are paid 1000 of every resource in exchange for being stripped of your beloved WARFRAMEs and weapons, and spend the rest of your life in Grineer servitude. I wish for a sack of Infested Chow so I can be friends with our little Charger and Runner friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 I wish for a sack of Infested Chow so I can be friends with our little Charger and Runner friends Granted, too bad that the infested chow isn't enough to satisfy them and you are the next one they are going to chow down. I wish for a pocket-universe in a shoe box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Holy hell, my wish came true! Without the roller for some reason. *Sadface* Sine manjaro didn't wish for anything, I'll pick up. I wish for 1000 of every resource in game. I did make a wish. it's in the first out of the two comments and it wasn't granted. I feel depressed now... D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, too bad that the infested chow isn't enough to satisfy them and you are the next one they are going to chow down. I wish for a pocket-universe in a shoe box. Granted, but Arthur Dent is in it and he finds out the Question and the Answer at the same time. I wish for a tasty fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, your serving of Fugu sashi is very tasty...unfortunately is was prepared by an unlicensed chef and you suffer the full effect of tetrodotoxin poisoning. I wish to live long enough to see the first manned mission to mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, you also live long enough to join the mission and the excavation that follows. Soon all contact is lost with Mars City and you are one of the lucky humans to see Hell on Mars. I wish to have a Grineer Roller as a sentinel Edited April 21, 2013 by Amistyrja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizukage Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted; Your roller glitches in-game and continuously hits you instead of helping. I wish there were grenades in-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, but these are tenno-homing grenades I wish for turtles in-game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizukage Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted; Turtles are insanely quick and strong enemies which take all four Tenno to kill one out of the ten because they travel in packs. If surrounded, it is insta-death for the Tenno. I wish for unicorns in-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, but everyone else can ride them except you I wish for bosses to drop yummy food recipes on death instead of blueprints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, however most of the main ingredients are from plants and animals that are long extinct, so your recipes are little more than a historical curiosity. I wish I could go on a pub crawl with Leonardo da Vinci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but everyone else can ride them except you I wish for bosses to drop yummy food recipes on death instead of blueprints Granted but in the food is made of blueprint I wish i could go in the future, tell to the older me to go in the past to tell the younger me to go in the future to tell the older me to go in the past and tell the younger me to go in the future to tell the older me to go in the past to tell the younger me to go in the future to tell the older me to go in the past to................ create an endless loop. Edited April 21, 2013 by Beneth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, but it ends up that the loops is so endless taht you waste your entire life going back and forth I wish i could get the reset now :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted, but the reset resets your life and you are born again as jesus christ, then put in an asylum I wish for MOAR unicronz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 granted, but they turn out evil and stab you with their horns i wish i could get grand master founders package :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you become indebted and have to sell your computer I wish for... MOAR MUDADUCKING UNICRONS Edited April 21, 2013 by chantoxxtreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Granted but they kil you again I WISH FOR PLATINUM TO BUY FRAME SLOTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You get platinum but they trick you and it's really gold in disguise I wish for in-corruptable unicorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808idiotz Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You get platinum but they trick you and it's really gold in disguise I wish for in-corruptable unicorns Granted, but the unicorns shoot out corrupted rainbows from their behinds corrupting all of existence except for the unicorns themselves. I wish for donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 granted, but they make you fat and you have a heart attack then die i wish i could see my future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the internet intercepts your crystal ball signal and all you ever see is homosexual porn I wish to have infinite platinum Edited April 22, 2013 by chantoxxtreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted but it gets too heavy and you get crushed I wish i could dance really really really fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 You can dance really fast, but you dance so fast you die with 3rd degree burns everywhere (EVERYWHERE) I wish for weightless infinite platinum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted but Luke sence a disturbance in the force so he has to kill you I wish i could dance really really really fast and i can't burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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