SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Granted. They now last forever, but no one bothers looking at them. I wish I had air primarily composed of nitrogen. Edited June 7, 2013 by SolluxCaptorTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebearcavalry Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Granted. A successful scientific experiment successfully removes all the oxygen from the room you are in. You slowly die with a smile on your face. I wish the next update was already here. Edited June 7, 2013 by thebearcavalry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. It's the MLP update. I wish I had enough mats to make Despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, but you havent/lose its BP and wont find again until you use those mats for something else. I wish i could have the power to change someone's mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. You have the power to change your own mind. Into pudding. I wish I hadn't spent two bucks on that burrito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, you spend em in this other one burrito *gives to Kashaan a new burrito* I wish my previous wish wouldnt be corrupted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. The Continuum sends an elite team of spanners to undo the frag you just caused. So now it's corrupted again (or more accurately, it now has always been corrupted instead of never having been corrupted in the first place. Do you have the time?). I wish my cat knew kung fu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Granted. It is instead raped. I wish I wouldn't get warning points for this post. Edit: ninja'd. But you know what? It works. Edited June 7, 2013 by SolluxCaptorTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebearcavalry Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. You are instead banned from the forums without warning. I wish GRRM would finish the next Game of Thrones book already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. But it's disappointing and bad. I wish DE would add more possibilities for melee fighting such as new melee techniques or choose-able combos which depends on your playing-style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 granted, and the game change into " MLP (My Litter Pony): Space Ninja Edition" (Enough with brain-blow wishing, time for something childly) I wish Yuri OH! Card Battle WAS REAL AND EVERYONE CAN PLAY, YEAHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. Nobody plays it. (Yuri? I think you might wanna know what you just wrote there.) I wish people would stop watching that mainstream bullS#&$ ''Animes'' such as One piece of S#&$, Pokemon, Naruto etc. and start watching real ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Granted. But then your hipster instincts kick in and you just wind up mad that nobody appreciates "real" shows like Pokemon & Co. instead. You're also double-y upset because it means nobody is upvoting your twelfth piece of Luffy/Brock slash fiction. I wish that complaining about other people having fun in the wrong way wasn't even a thing. Edited June 7, 2013 by Kashaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. Fun now doesn't exist I wish Chris Redfield was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. But he'll turn out to be straight instead of g*y. I wish my 2nd laptop wouldn't be broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 I want to join the stalker and let him guide me instead of the lotus while I jump in on other player games and kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. But he'll turn out to be straight instead of g*y. I wish my 2nd laptop wouldn't be broken. How is that corrupting the wish? I was just wishing that this badass dude was real. Granted. Your 3rd laptop is broken. I wish people would understand i'm straight and that i like Chris Redfield as a character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. They make fun of you as if you were g a y anyway. I wish this forum let us use words like responsible adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. Since insulting/swearing is referred as Adult Language, it's now going to be used by every Adult. I wish I wouldn't know about every meme on the internet...Some should've been hidden from my eyes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. You now forget everything that ever happened and can never use the internet again. I wish for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Granted. Actually really granted. You'll now mutate into a toxic bio-mass without any mind. I wish the next guy posting on this topic posts a good wish. Edited June 7, 2013 by Chris9428 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, but it's only good in my opinion. I wish Chris9428 was dissatisfied by my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. But that post made me kinda happy. I wish I had a waffle. Everybody likes waffles, so do I. But just one. Because why not. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 granted, u got Loki the Warframe of trolling, and EVERYDAY YOU SUFFERING, BOM DA DOP BA BOP BA BOP, DOP BA DOP BA DOP BA DOP i wish i got a Space Suilt that can fly on Any Atmostshpere (did wish for can fly before, turn out i get die due to high-suffication :| ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivorykingchrono Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 granted, u got Loki the Warframe of trolling, and EVERYDAY YOU SUFFERING, BOM DA DOP BA BOP BA BOP, DOP BA DOP BA DOP BA DOP i wish i got a Space Suilt that can fly on Any Atmostshpere (did wish for can fly before, turn out i get die due to high-suffication :| ) Granted, but it intsantly explodes when you activate it I wish for ingame cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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