SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted. You can also walk through floors since they're just as solid, but gravity still affects you, so you sink to the center of the Earth and stay there forever. I wish for cheetos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted. You're now fat. I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, but it gets corrupted. I wish I had a less S#&$ty sword in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted. It's a little less S#&$ty, but still S#&$ty as F***. I wish I wouldn't look for more Animes, even if I'm already busy watching about 10... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabcor Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted. You stop watching anime completely after finishing these 10. i wish i wasn't hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted. You're never hungry again. But your body still needs food, so you'll just starve. I wish I had a Stalker-magnet, and I'd get rid off my void keys. I don't need 'em anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabcor Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, stalker now attacks you every mission and you get tired off him real soon after getting all his stuff. and now you need/want forma but don't have any void keys. I wish i had a drivers license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, stalker now attacks you every mission and you get tired off him real soon after getting all his stuff. and now you need/want forma but don't have any void keys. I wish i had a drivers license. Granted. But it is revoked soon after for having too many parking tickets I wish Drivers would stop being dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted, you Driver just Simply Drive Like "Fast and Furious", but more less care forthey life (and you), so you got vomiting every time you go in an car that NOT you driving I wish for a 3 Head Serped that small as my dog, live in my bathroom, eat Donnut for living and Kill bad guy when they enter the house (i and everyone i know IS NOT A BAD GUY) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted. But you somehow turn into a donut and the serpent starts eating you slowly. While you're a donut, you still feel the pain. I wish Justin Bieber is going to die, painfully and slowly. (Can't corrupt that one, eh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) Granted. But you somehow turn into a donut and the serpent starts eating you slowly. While you're a donut, you still feel the pain. I wish Justin Bieber is going to die, painfully and slowly. (Can't corrupt that one, eh?) IM NOT A BAD GUY, NOT DO I now for your wish (Can't corrupt that one, eh?)....CHALLENGE ACCECTED Granted, but whaterver he's get, u get WORSER, 10 TIME, EVEN GOES TO HELL I wish for a Cape that whenerver i hold it near me 10 mm, i become "The Man Of Steel (Hide under me Pocket to make me not mecome a custome geek when wear it) Edited June 9, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted. But the genie couldn't understand a single word you just said, so you just get turned into a spoon instead. I wish for a dozen crullers, fresh out of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted. I eat them and run away, and you cannot catch me.I wish for a fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohman95 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Wish granted, but the fork gets bent. I wish for a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted, but the person you're spooning with is hideously unattractive and smells like rotten mayonnaise. I wish there wasn't such a fine line between boredom and hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted, now both re the same, but when you got HUNGER, you too BOEDOM to eat, resuilt: Sudicide by Starvation. ok rewish:I wish for a Cape that i hold it near me 10 mm, i become "The Man Of Steel" (Hide under my Pocket to make me not become a custome geek when wear it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted. The cloak is so heavy that it weights you down, and you won't be able to move. I wish I could manipulate the misfortune of other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Granted. The cloak is so heavy that it weights you down, and you won't be able to move. I wish I could manipulate the misfortune of other people. Granted, but somebody finds out and kills you. I wish i had a Wurm has a pet NOTE: Wurms are different from Worms Wurms are this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted, but it a worm, wearing a wurm custome :D i wish for a group of Grey Knight as my Protector (and my homework Advisor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohman95 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Since I have no Idea what you mean, I improvised. Here, have a medieval cosplayer with armor. I wish my wishes weren't corrupted all the time. <:C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted. You'll be killed and can't make any further wishes -> no more corrupting your wishes. I wish I wouldn't be such a retard in some situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohman95 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) I wish I wouldn't be such a retard in some situations. Wish granted. Now you're a retard in ALL situations. I wish I wouldn't forget to make a wish. Edited June 10, 2013 by Ohman95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpseshock Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Granted. Your brain doesnt reboot the wish sector while sleeping. This makes you insane in a couple of days. I wish Rebecca Ford would wear a Cato Purrkins Costume during the livestream. Edit: I respect her too much to write that, haha. Edited June 10, 2013 by corpseshock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted. But she's wearing several shirts above the bikini. I wish I'd get a 2nd split chamber for my sentinel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted. It glitches and causes your account to be banned till 2035. I wish that I'll have lot of fun playing Dwarf Fortress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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