BoompigXD Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted. It glitches and causes your account to be banned till 2035. I wish that I'll have lot of fun playing Dwarf Fortress. Granted, but an update comes that screw the game over. i wish i could do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Granted. You die from heat because you are not more than five feet away from molten lava. I wish you knew that the Dwarf Fortress motto is "Losing is fun" so being screwed over by an update is like a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted, but i forget it later I wish Food was free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted, but those food come from a mad sientis that try to Zombiemize Earth (appearntly only you get infected, get kill by a army become they Lab-rat) i wish i got Regenerate power that instandly heal me when i got hurt, I STILL GOT MY NORMAL LOOK AND HUMAN-LIKE THOUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) Granted. You live so long that all your friends, family, and loved ones pass away before you do, because you are effectively immortal. This drives you to depression, but since you can't kill yourself you're stuck being miserable forever. I wish that I had an apple pie that regenerated whenever I cut a slice off it. Edited June 11, 2013 by fishworshipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted. You live so long that all your friends, family, and loved ones pass away before you do, because you are effectively immortal. This drives you to depression, but since you can't kill yourself you're stuck being miserable forever. I wish that I had an apple pie that regenerated whenever I cut a slice off it. Granted, but eventually scientists take it away for testing. I wish Sad things wouldn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted. Now only terrifying and depressing things happen. I wish there were less lexical gaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted, you forget ur whole own native language. I wish i was not so stressed! I need relax! :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) Granted. Now you're permanently relaxed and not in the mood to do anything. You'll become fat, you're going to lose your wife/girlfriend, Job and your house/apartment. I wish I'd have controllable teleport abilities. I can teleport whatever I touch and myself, and the teleported object/me overwrites anything. That means I won't be able to get myself stuck and I can teleport an object into...as example; the head of someone which will immediately decapitate them. Edited June 11, 2013 by Chris9428 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Granted. Following several mysterious deaths, which you may or may not have caused, a warrant is issued for your arrest. Once the media catches wind of it, they demonize you as a supervillain, so instead of police officers bound to due process you get a bunch of overeager masked vigilantes out for superblood. You don't even last a week. I wish xkcd was funny again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Not granted, it's already awesome. I wish I was better at keeping up with my webcomics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Granted, it now so suck nobody wanna read it i wish for a cloud that fire rainbow randomlly AND NOT HURT ANYONE (have to be good guy sometime :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Granted. It now hurts people in quantities of two or more. I wish the next wish was corrupted without taking it overly literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Granted. My wish is corrupted without taking the contents of the wish into account at all. The result is that my blood gets replaced with rice pudding, I die immediately and the Dwarf Fortress succession game never gets started. I wish I had a magic wand that would instantly clean anything I point it at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Granted. Unrelatedly, your blood is replaced by rice pudding. I wish rice pudding worked as a substitute for blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Strayed- Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Granted, but now your body is deformed due to all the pudding in your system. I wish I could make the Mag fall in love with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Granted. You might even say she has... a crush on you. I wish Yogventures was released already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Granted. But Lewis and Simon die out of unknown reasons. I wish I'd have the power to manipulate the density. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohman95 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) Granted, but then your powers turn on you, doubling your density, causing you to die. Granted. You might even say she has... a crush on you. Edited June 13, 2013 by Ohman95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Granted. But you won't be able to stop clapping and your hands are going to fall off. I wish I'd had bought the Snipetron when it was available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Granted. You then brag about it and some people find you and beat you for doing that. I wish I had a better internet connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Granted. But as you host a game, everyone who gets in leaves immediately. Every website you visit is going to IP-block you immediately. You won't be able to use the Internet for anything anymore. I wish I'd get some fusion cores to max my serration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Granted. They're rank 0 commons. I wish for more cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 um...Granted...u become a mind-less cow, obviously ? i wish i got a Tiny Army of knight that doing my every obey (cause they think im they god, and like Space Marine,they'll never turn on me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zicak Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Granted, but by "tiny army" you get "army of microscopic entities", and thus while they can hear your orders, they do not have the requisite mental capacity to carry them out. They do have armor, though, in the form of a protein coat. Congratulations on your army of various deadly retroviruses. I wish for Nyx's hot bod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts