chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but you dance at light speed and thus, your mass expands and you just break. You just @(*()$ break sprawled right over a book of theoretical physics. I wish for a turtle named george. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted but the turtle hates you for naming it George I wish i could dance really really really fast and be god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but Kratos defies you, and he kills you I wish for more georges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted but with a lot of georges comes a lot of responsibility (huhuhuhuhu spider-man) I wish i could throw carrots at such a high speed that it could destroy Mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but they home in on you. I wish to have infinite supplies of mars bars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 granted, but its so much that they crush you i wish i could buy games on steam :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beneth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 granted but you waste all your money I wish i could get rid of my shield addiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but you get a health addiction.I wish for a swimming pool full of deadly acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, and you're the first and only one to enter it. I wish for Lotus to host a cooking show featuring the Tenno's favourite recipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakaxy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but Tenno's only eat synthetically made tasteless protein cubes. The only difference is the colouring. I wish for THE red button, having the power to end the universe at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but you lose track if it and it disappears, never to be seen again. I wish I didn't have to take online courses to graduate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, you attend regular programs for your education, you experience extreme nostalgia from being in a class room with real books, so much In fact that you don't pay attention during class and fail to graduate. Unable to get a job and pay off your student loans, you are forced to prostitute yourself out to random Unicorns (tehfuq) who want a quick horn rub. I wish weapons would upgrade with their levels in game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted. You also lose all skill in warframe, getting constantly slaughtered without a single kill. In addition, bonus exp is removed, and as a result, you can never level your weapons again. I wish I could control time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but you go forwards in time and are morbidly obese and everyone hates you, and you can't go back to fix your mistakes I wish for a new gaming mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted. Your house becomes infested with mice, who all happen to be very good gamers. They also transmit diseases to your family, and eat all your cheese. I wish I could construct a perfectly worded wish and have it granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 granted, but it turns out it requires so much resources that you eventually quit farming and leave i wish TheEpicBurrito was my brother :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantoxxtreme Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Granted, but he beats you and is into raping his siblings I wish for ridable nyan cats in warframe (you wouldn't dare corrupt that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted. You ride them. In the perverse sexual way, without their consent. Videos are taken and plastered all over the internet. I wish I had a more reliable internet connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyPug Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, But every 10 seconds you get a add - I wish i had a dog like Jake from adventure time :P Edited April 23, 2013 by DerpyPug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but your morbidly obsese frame kills him when you try to ride him. I wish for a pocket full of sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted. All pants you wear now have pockets in front of the crotch area, where the light glows ever so brightly. You are forever known by your "Glowing Boner" I wish Ember got a buff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but she gets so strong that she burns down the entier universe and everything is destroyed i wish to be able to go into the future to tell the older me to tell the younger me to tell the older me to tell the younger me to tell the older me to tell the younger me to tell the older me to tell the younger me to tell the older me to tell the younger me to tell the older me to tell the younger me to make a wish to tell the older him to tell the younger him to tell the older him to tell the younger him to tell the older him to tell the younger him to tell the older him(infinite loop)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaikelX Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted. You can only squeeze out the words "Your mom" in an infinite loop. I wish I knew what Lotus looked like under that helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoZa Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, you find out that lotus had it on backward. I wish that I didn't start the fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrunkenGungan Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Granted, but you framed for murder. i wish I had the Banshee Warfame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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