infrno40 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Granted the wall was the Berlin Wall. I wish for 2000 platinum bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted. They don't get delivered correctly and your wish is wasted. I wish for flies to no longer be annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Wish Granted, but now they are dinosaur sized and eat innocent people. I wish I had a portal gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 granted. But you don't have the boots that stop you from splattering onto the ground I wish left for dead wasn't so scary (2spooky4me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7ORM Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, now we get no helmets at all and the Tenno's heads are exposed to everything now. I'm okay with this. granted. But you don't have the boots that stop you from splattering onto the ground I wish left for dead wasn't so scary (2spooky4me) Granted, but that's because the series is now about teaching young children to spell and count (it's Left4Dead, btw). I wish that I could wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted. But now there are strict rule you have to follow. I wish EA was a good developer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, but everyone else is still way better than that. I wish for Dogeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, because wow much wish very wise. I wish for poutine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralAvalanche Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 granted, but its soggy i wish for for my arm to be given as a present to DE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calayne Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 granted, but its soggy i wish for for my arm to be given as a present to DE Granted. But they send it right back. I wish for Weapon Balance 2.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Granted. Now every weapon sucks I wish for an OxPrey. Edit:Ninja'd Edited May 6, 2014 by Jeloxale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Granted. You now have oxen who are prey to you. I wish for everyone to commence with combat formation bravo Edit: Damn you for ninjaing TWICE. Edited May 6, 2014 by TheErebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calayne Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted. You now have oxen who are prey to you. I wish for everyone to commence with combat formation bravo Edit: Damn you for ninjaing TWICE. Granted. Now there is no Warframe; Only CombatFormationBravoFrame. I wish for a solid bar of platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralAvalanche Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) granted but its out of fashion i wish for my ashes to be transmuted into crystalline explosives used to assassinate sargas ruk at his wedding Edited May 6, 2014 by AdmiralAvalanche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted. The explosives were duds and you were raped at the wedding and made into the cake. I wish for me and alad V to be happily married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calayne Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted. The explosives were duds and you were raped at the wedding and made into the cake. I wish for me and alad V to be happily married. Granted. You ate the cake. I wish for flying penguins with chainsaw machine guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted. You are now in starbound. I wish I had the power to form quasars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, but you get sucked into one. ^^ I wish I could tear quarks apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, but magical wishings are not supported by science and thus this is not really a wish being granted but me SAYING that I granted your wish. So it's just a plaecbo. I wish Loki was FASTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, Your loki is now so fast that no one can catch him, but you trip every two steps and are forced to watch your friends laugh at your pain. I wish for a second ability set for all Warframes. Edited May 6, 2014 by Aciaj613 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, but they cost at least 10000000000 energy and 500000 credits to activate them, and a T5 void key. I wish for a more meaningful forum game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, you now have to post pictures of kitties. I wish for a pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volt Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Wish granted, but it escaped during the night. I wish I had a flying doge Sentinel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, but he reduces all of your stats to -15. ...You said "Corrupted", right? I wish I had 9,001 wishes. Edited May 6, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, but you use them all for more wishes which you'll never actually use to wish something else. I wish the Amazing Spider-Man 2 Movie actually had a big fight with Harry, aka the Green Goblin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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