TheErebus. Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. You played around the same time I played when this was how mods worked I wish I had decisive judgment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but you get robbed after you max it out with all your credits and mods. I wish for a cure to cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but it turns people into zombies AND makes them bald. I wish for a top hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but you can't wear it. I wish for a cheesecake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but it's made out of beavers. I wish for a bowler hat that I can wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. But it's filled with hair eating lice. I wish for a monocle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but it eats your eye and then into your brain. I wish for real life fang primes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pansoy Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but you get arrested for coptering around the city. I wish for a harem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but it kills and rapes your family. I wish for -3 bad things to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Something_Smart Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, but after those wishes are used up, you get anthrax from a sentient potato. I wish Rhino's codpiece was bigger. Edited May 10, 2014 by Something_Smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but as it grows it hits you square in the face, and you choke on it. I wish for an alien movie where humans are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, you wished for a sequel of Avatar. But it is so bad that only 1 person watched it. I wish veggies taste better. Edited May 10, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. Eventually all plant life is extinct. I wish for moar meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Granted. The Earth is crushed by the weight from all the meat and we all die. I wish I was less lazy. Edited May 10, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, you are now hyper-active. You eventuallu get so hyper you break a hole in the existance and die. I wish I would die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but you are forced to walk the earth invisible to everything. You cannot be seen, heard, felt, smelt, or tasted(ewwwww) I wish for more arcane helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but they all grant -1000% sprint speed, meaning you can't use them and they don't sell for sh**. Also, they're for Oberon. I wish I had a better computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted, but it takes over the entire earth and turns every organic thing into it's servants. I wish I was a rocket scientist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 granted, you die by the rocket fuel. I wish for a killer potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Granted. It goes into your stomach and explodes which kills you. I wish I could make my psp go into a ps vita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted, CIA has taken you in for questioning. I wish for a pair of boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted, it eats your lower half. I wish I have a way to escape from the CIA without them ever noticing I'm gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Granted, a mugger kills you after you escaped and takes your PS Vita. I wish for a real life Dragon Nikana Edited May 11, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted......you wished for nothing. I wish I had a way of going back in time to fix my mistakes even if I die without causing a rip into the space time continuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambisyon_Ni_Batman Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Kinda similiar to Twisted Metal's endings Granted, a mugger kills you after you escaped and takes your PS Vita. I wish for a real life Dragon Nikana Granted. You get a real life Dragon Nikana. You can't use it because your (real life) mastery rank is not yet 8 Granted......you wished for nothing.I wish I had a way of going back in time to fix my mistakes even if I die without causing a rip into the space time continuum. Granted, you went back in time but only traveled in time but also on a parallel earth where your mistakes were not done. Being seen by the you of this earth caused him to implode as only one of you should exist in a certain earth. You were seen by a witness and became a suspect of a murder. You did rip the space time continuum but not on this earth so it does not count. Don't judge me, I've been reading too much comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts